[6] Action for Violet/Everywhere [Fourth Wall Event]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake is in his apartment minding his own business when there's a flash of light.]

When it fades, nothing seems different for a minute. All's normal and as it should be, everything in its place. After a second, it sinks in. There's something that's been out of place for months, and all of a sudden the feeling of nakedness is gone.]

[He pats his side, and there's the good, reassuring weight of his gun, right where it should be. He takes it out to give it a look over, and it's exactly as he remembers it. He puts it back and feels more himself than he has since he got to this damn place.]

[That's when he notices there's a lot of strange noises outside.]

[Blake opens the door and steps out.]

[He takes a good look at around.]

[He thinks it over.]

Nope.

[He turns around to go back inside.]

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[ku_po]

[And back in your apartment, there is a Moogle looking though your fridge, as if he doesn't curr there's a guy who lives here.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Hey! Get out of there!

[Blake waves his arms in a shooing motion. He's never seen this kind of Pokemon before. Damn thing must have slipped in while he had the door open.]

Damn it, what kind of idiot lets their animals go off breaking and entering?

[Action]

[image_problem]

[Before Blake goes back inside his apartment, he might hear a girl's voice behind him.]

Sir?

If he looks back, he would see a girl in black clothing with a bag on her back. The leather jacket may give off a tough impression but her face looks totally innocent. Maybe.]

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Looks like a normal enough kid, and respectful for once.]

[The stubborn anger on his face fades.]

Yeah?

[Action]

[stillpure]

[He had no idea how he got here. Or why he was here. He could honestly say he didn't like the sudden jump to nearly being stepped on by some guy either, and he took a quick double-step back]

Hiya.

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Suddenly there's a kid behind him.]

[Blake tries to sound less harsh than usual.] Hey, watch it, I didn't see you there.

You lost, kid?

[newberktown]

[KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE?

IT'S HICCUP. AND A BUNCH OF TERRIBLE TERRORS SCRATCHING TO GET IN.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[The door opens.]

[Blake's gaze is not entirely taking all of this in.]

[all he manages is] Knew I should've used the fucking peephole.

[captainash]

[Oh, come on.

Surely this thing walking nearby is worth staying outside long enough for a second look?]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[It's worth sticking his head out the door for.]

[Blake's brain is doing its very best to protect itself by filtering out as much of the full significance of things as possible.]

Quit clanking around, jackass!

[strongestoftheturks]

[Party at Blake's house tonight! Guess who materialized right in your apartment after the white flash of light?

Rude blinks and takes one uneasy step back; what the hell just happened!? One moment he's about to walk into the Unown ruins, and the next he's in someone's house.]

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[NO ONE IS INVITED]

[Blake nearly runs smack into the guy.]

Who the hell are you?

[Action]

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

[His front door now connects to an out-of-place door in the middle of the Viridian Forest.

A red-head in a green cloak is sitting on the ground with his back to the door, focused on a particularly large tree. Blake might also notice a Solrock floating off to the side, watching him. Just watching him. Motionlessly staring at him. Turning its body to continue to watching Blake if he moves.]

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Right, a forest outside with a guy looking at a tree and a spiky orange beachball staring at him, same as always.]

[Wait.]

[Blake turns back, the skin on the back of his neck crawling.]

What are you doing here?

[Clearly this is his fault.]

[action]

[justanexpression]

[Ahaha, how about no? Blake may have noticed that it seemed unseasonably chilly when he stepped outside. See, Jack has a little score to settle over that whole 'delusional' thing.

As soon as Blake turns to head back inside, there's a snowball headed for the back of his head. And Jack's got really good aim.

If Jack's lucky, some of it'll even go down his shirt.]

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Nothing is happening. Nothing is going on. Blake is going to shut the blinds and sit quietly for a while until it goes away.]

[Something cold smacks into the back of his head. Slush drops right into his collar.]

[Blake whirls around on pure instinct] You little punk!

[action]

[policebrand]

[The trees are beginning to turn, Carter.

There mass spread of red leaves spread all across the policeman's floor. There is a man standing right beside his couch. He looks intrigued. He taps his collarbone as his head turns around to get a good look at the place.]

The coffee was right, Zach. Looks like we made a wrong turn after all.

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake heads safely back inside. His steps crunch. Why does it smell like a leaf pile?]

[Slowly, he looks down.]

Oh god damn it.

[He glares at the intruder.] My name's not Zach, and sweep this crap out of my living room!

[Action - Violet]

[aflashoffaith]

[The return of his chakra had been almost overwhelming at first, the sudden awareness of everyone, and everything around him, combining with the confusion of what the hell just happened.

But Minato was nothing if not a quick learner, and the relief of having his abilities back quickly cancelled out any ill side effects. They were normal again!

Something was obviously wrong though, and he'd decided to head out into town to see for himself and talk to the others, hoping to find some answers.

...And to place his Hiraishin tags around, chakra "ink" flowing from his fingertips and disappearing into the sides of buildings, leaving behind temporary seals he could return to.]

Ah- wait!

[Trying not to look like he had been doing anything too suspicious, he stepped back from a wall and raised an arm to wave, trying to get Blake's attention.]

You're still here... do you know what happened?

[Action - Violet]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[That one blond guy groping a wall, not Blake's problem. Then he yells at him, and it's something reasonable enough that Blake finds himself answering.]

Yeah I'm here, where else would I be?

[He does his best to look around as little as possible.]

Hell if I know. Something's gone even weirder than usual, and I am not dealing with this shit.

[thatsawiggle]

[It starts as a loud, startling bang, like a Pidgey hitting the window with the force of a full-on Quick Attack. Then when he goes to check, there's no sign of a bird.

The next one sounds a little bigger. Again, no sign.

The third time, a Dodrio crashes through the window with a squawk from all three of its heads and proceeds to flip its shit as well a three-headed ostrich in your living room probably would.

A scarlet mop of hair peers up over the top of the now destroyed window.]

Hehehehehe!

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[The first time, Carter jumps a little.]

[Okay, nothing there. He mutters at the window.] Real funny.

[He goes back to stolidly ignoring this shit until it goes away. He opens a newspaper]

[at the next noise, he growls] Cut that shit out.

[He's just settling in and thinking whatever idiot it is has gone away.]

[Glass shatters and a three-headed ostrich crashes into his apartment.]

[Carter jumps to his feet] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[And now he's yelling and beating at all three of the damn things heads with the newspaper]

[action]

[brbmakingfriends]

[And looks who happens to be in the building right when you burn back around? A pink pony grinning happily.]

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake walks right past, refusing to look straight at it.]

First off, it's supposed to be pink elephants, and secondly, I'm not anywhere near drunk enough to be seeing any.

I can work on that, though.

[hammerfell]

[You're not the only one who got something back he's been missing.

Thor waves cheerfully from across the way, dressed in his full Asgardian armor with cape and helm, and Mjolnir at his side.]

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Oh look, Fabio got a costume and a sledgehammer. Good for Fabio.]

[On physical instinct, Blake waves back.]

Nice hat.

[enjoymyatelier]

[...and when he turns around, he'll see some smug blond asshole (who is admittedly looking more frustrated than smug right now) and... a... 140 kilogram blob of mercury that appears to be moving very slightly...?]

Ugh, this is the absolute worst part of these things...

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blondie Blake knows.]

[At the sight of the pile of quivering silver something, his brain shuts down a little more.]

[His voice is odd and calm.] Taking your blob for a walk?

[weatheredwheel]

[Blake. Blake. It's okay, Blake. God is here. But his apartment isn't used to spontaneously appariting ten-foot pregnant space llamas, so Arceus finds itself forced to arc its neck down. Heck, the points of its wheel are probably close to gouging the ceiling.]

I see so much of that!

[It sounds happily bewildered for whatever it's exclaiming about.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake walks into his living room and right into the side of a...thing.]

[It's furry. And it talks.]

[A million questions come to mind, but the first one to emerge is]

How'd you get in the door?

[action]

[when_turks_fly]

[ Valeria will be on the couch whenever Blake gets back inside and she doesn't exactly look too terribly amused about the whole mess. Being randomly teleported throughout the regions isn't exactly her cup of tea. Familiar faces, however, are another story, not that she's aware the incoming footsteps belong to as much. Don't mind the Turk rising quickly to her feet, gloved hand diving beneath her jacket to grip at her knives and -- and return empty handed to her side a moment later. ]

Shiva, Blake! You shouldn't sneak up on a person like that!

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake does not expect to see anybody in his house. The first thing that registers is the familiar motion of reaching inside a jacket. On pure instinct his hand goes to his gun, and it is very good to find there.]

[Before he can draw, her hand falls away and he recognizes her.]

Val? What are you doing here?

Shit, don't do that. I could've shot you.

I'm not sneaking up on anybody. This is my apartment.

[artofthestress]

[ With a little asking around, Rarity manages to figure out where Blake is hiding. She knocks insistently on his door. ]

Blake? Would you be a dear and help me with something, please?

[lieutenantantichrist]

I'm coming, I'm coming, hold your-

[Blake opens the door and doesn't see anybody.]

[He looks down.]

[There's a long, quiet moment.]

[He closes the door.]