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Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-05-31 01:14 am

[6] Action for Violet/Everywhere [Fourth Wall Event]

[Blake is in his apartment minding his own business when there's a flash of light.]

When it fades, nothing seems different for a minute. All's normal and as it should be, everything in its place. After a second, it sinks in. There's something that's been out of place for months, and all of a sudden the feeling of nakedness is gone.]

[He pats his side, and there's the good, reassuring weight of his gun, right where it should be. He takes it out to give it a look over, and it's exactly as he remembers it. He puts it back and feels more himself than he has since he got to this damn place.]

[That's when he notices there's a lot of strange noises outside.]

[Blake opens the door and steps out.]

[He takes a good look at around.]

[He thinks it over.]


Nope.

[He turns around to go back inside.]
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-12 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, so was Jack. The snowball that hits Blake in the back this time is a completely normal, not at all magical snowball full of the best kind of slush.

Jack himself is now perched above the door to the building and grinning like a devil.]


I forgot how much slower adults are, too.
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-16 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Technically, he totally is. At least, in the middle of a storm like it so helpfully is right now. But he doesn't dodge. Instead, he twists his staff sideways, using it to break the snowballs in the air. He is nice enough not to fire anything back, at least.]

Really? That's all you've got? C'mon, Grumpy!
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-17 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine, fine, he'll be relatively good and actually dodge like a normal person. One even manages to tag him, although he looks far from upset about it as he gathers and throws a few of his own.]

It's not cheating! All's fair in war and snowballs!

[He still has the height advantage up here on the roof, anyway, and he isn't giving that up for anything. He's not THAT nice.]
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-20 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[The grin makes him whoop in victory even if it doesn't stick around. Perfect!]

Come up and make me, gramps!
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-22 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a chance!

[But then he's too busy laughing to answer properly. There may not be a lot of cover -although diving back from the edge does help him avoid the worst- but it does give him the height advantage. He won't be happy until he gets another down Blake's back!]
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-23 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack takes the moment of distraction to perch right at the edge of the roof, temporarily holding his fire.]

Well, it is snow, y'know?
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-24 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that admonishment just made him drop down to sit on the edge properly, legs swinging back and forth.]

Pretty sure that's not possible anymore, but thanks for the concern.
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-25 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he 'fell' off the roof, would it actually give Blake a heart attack? Eh, he hadn't managed it before, so what were the odds?

He stood up with a laugh.]


Wanna bet?
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-27 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course he doesn't. That's part of why Jack does.

And also part of why, when Jack finally steps off the edge, he stops only a few feet down, the wind keeping him happily suspended over nothing, but laughing hard enough that he's not sure he isn't going to have some sort of event.]
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-29 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wait, was that supposed to make him actually stop? Like really?]

I told you. It's magic~
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-06-30 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course it was on purpose. Who would walk off a roof accidentally?

He tosses off a jaunty and teasing salute. His work here is done.]


Now don't go forgetting how that feels, you got it? I don't wanna have to come back and make you remember how to be a real boy again.
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[personal profile] justanexpression 2013-07-03 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that.

[His tone isn't nearly as mocking as it was. He's almost proud of Blake for remembering he was actually human.]

But no can do. I've been stuck here long enough with no powers. You know how many snowball fights I still have to start? Busy busy.

Let's go, wind!

[He waves one more time as the wind picks up, a few last snowflakes finding their way totally accidentally down Blake's collar.

In a few minutes, the sky should clear off nicely, and within an hour or so, the snow will be completely gone in the heat again.]