[6] Action for Violet/Everywhere [Fourth Wall Event]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake is in his apartment minding his own business when there's a flash of light.]

When it fades, nothing seems different for a minute. All's normal and as it should be, everything in its place. After a second, it sinks in. There's something that's been out of place for months, and all of a sudden the feeling of nakedness is gone.]

[He pats his side, and there's the good, reassuring weight of his gun, right where it should be. He takes it out to give it a look over, and it's exactly as he remembers it. He puts it back and feels more himself than he has since he got to this damn place.]

[That's when he notices there's a lot of strange noises outside.]

[Blake opens the door and steps out.]

[He takes a good look at around.]

[He thinks it over.]

Nope.

[He turns around to go back inside.]

Comments

[ku_po]

[And back in your apartment, there is a Moogle looking though your fridge, as if he doesn't curr there's a guy who lives here.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Hey! Get out of there!

[Blake waves his arms in a shooing motion. He's never seen this kind of Pokemon before. Damn thing must have slipped in while he had the door open.]

Damn it, what kind of idiot lets their animals go off breaking and entering?

[Action]

[image_problem]

[Before Blake goes back inside his apartment, he might hear a girl's voice behind him.]

Sir?

If he looks back, he would see a girl in black clothing with a bag on her back. The leather jacket may give off a tough impression but her face looks totally innocent. Maybe.]

[ku_po]

[Brish gives a bit of a pause, before turning to Blake.]
...And what if I don't?
[And back to the fridge.]
Besides, I'm not an animal. I'm a Moogle.

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Looks like a normal enough kid, and respectful for once.]

[The stubborn anger on his face fades.]

Yeah?

[lieutenantantichrist]

Jesus fuck! Since when can you things talk?

[He means really talk, not just repeat their names like idiots.]

[Blake rallies rapidly and grabs for the thing.]

Whatever you are, that's not your beer!

[Action]

[image_problem]

[Good, he's bought the act. Let's see how long this'll last.]

I've just arrived in this place and I don't know my way around here. I was wondering if you could give me some tips, or anything really?

[ku_po]

[Brish... is grabbed. And starts to struggle!]
K-kupo! I've talked for-EVER, you big, noisy Hume! And I need a drink - I've just gotten here, and had strange orbs thrown at me!
[Brish has been mistaken for a Pokemon before, yes.]

[Action]

[stillpure]

[He had no idea how he got here. Or why he was here. He could honestly say he didn't like the sudden jump to nearly being stepped on by some guy either, and he took a quick double-step back]

Hiya.

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake tries to hold on.] Stop wiggling, dammit!

If you're smart enough to talk, you're smart enough to get your own Sneaselager! And you're probably underage!

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Hey if you think you can slip any funny stuff past Blake's keen senses and intuition you are probably right]

[shrugs] Sure, kid. Nothing better to do.

[He steadfastly refuses to look out at all the crazy bullshit going on.]

First off, you should have some kind of little animal thing.

[Like the little pink Snubbull who is venturing out of the apartment door and looking curiously at the girl.]

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Suddenly there's a kid behind him.]

[Blake tries to sound less harsh than usual.] Hey, watch it, I didn't see you there.

You lost, kid?

[Action]

[image_problem]

[Upon hearing Blake's first tip, "Yumi" looked down at the Snubbull in a way her eyes aren't seen by the man. In a brief second or two, the girl's pupils changed into a certain shape as she stared at the dog pokemon. The Snubbull may have caught a glimpse before her pupils reverted to normal.]

And where would this animal creature may be?

[Action]

[stillpure]

[He huffed a soft breath, then shook his head.]

I'm not where I was, but I wouldn't call that lost. Where is here?

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[For a second, Blake looks almost sympathetic.] None of us are.

A long, long way from the real world. Talking specifics, this town's Violet, if that helps.

[one shoulder comes up, and he adds honestly] I know that doesn't help.

[Action]

[stillpure]

So not Konoha... and not Michi. [He huffed a sharp little breath.] Alright then. Your name?

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

You didn't get one from the crazy lady calling herself your mom?

[The Snubbull makes a small, alarmed yip. Blake doesn't see why, as he's turning around to gesture her forward. She's a lot better with kids than he is.]

C'mon, Steve, say hi.

[She shuffles toward the girl and holds out a stubby paw shyly.]

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake doesn't know what either of those are, but it's safe to say] Nope.

[The kid doesn't take it too badly.]

I'm Lieutenant Blake. [He nods to the Snubbull who's coming out of the door behind him.] That's Steve Buscemi.

[Action]

[image_problem]

["Yumi" dug into her pockets, trying to find just he meant in case he was having his suspicions. Luckily, she had a pokeball in her pocket. Hopefully it wasn't one of the ones that were empty and stolen.]

Do you mean this? [She held out the ball.]

[The girl looked down at the Snubbull and had a small smile on her face. Her eyes, however, probably said other.]

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blakes nods at the ball.] Yeah, that thing. What'd you get?

[Steve turns the gesture into a hesitant wave. Her ears are low. She isn't sure about this girl. Blake frowns at her.] What's the matter with you?

[looking at the girl with a touch of apology] Usually she's real friendly with kids.

[Action]

[image_problem]

["Yumi" looks at the ball before pressing the button. Luckily, a pokemon happened to be inside, a Medicham to be specific. At first he looked overjoyed but after a moment, he looked confused.]

Wait, where am I? [He turns to Blake.] Who are you?

[The girl paid no attention to the Medicham and looked at the Snubbull instead.] Maybe something's wrong with her?

[newberktown]

[KNOCK KNOCK, WHO'S THERE?

IT'S HICCUP. AND A BUNCH OF TERRIBLE TERRORS SCRATCHING TO GET IN.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[The door opens.]

[Blake's gaze is not entirely taking all of this in.]

[all he manages is] Knew I should've used the fucking peephole.

[captainash]

[Oh, come on.

Surely this thing walking nearby is worth staying outside long enough for a second look?]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[It's worth sticking his head out the door for.]

[Blake's brain is doing its very best to protect itself by filtering out as much of the full significance of things as possible.]

Quit clanking around, jackass!