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lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-05-31 01:14 am
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-05-31 01:14 am
[6] Action for Violet/Everywhere [Fourth Wall Event]
[Blake is in his apartment minding his own business when there's a flash of light.]
When it fades, nothing seems different for a minute. All's normal and as it should be, everything in its place. After a second, it sinks in. There's something that's been out of place for months, and all of a sudden the feeling of nakedness is gone.]
[He pats his side, and there's the good, reassuring weight of his gun, right where it should be. He takes it out to give it a look over, and it's exactly as he remembers it. He puts it back and feels more himself than he has since he got to this damn place.]
[That's when he notices there's a lot of strange noises outside.]
[Blake opens the door and steps out.]
[He takes a good look at around.]
[He thinks it over.]
Nope.
[He turns around to go back inside.]
When it fades, nothing seems different for a minute. All's normal and as it should be, everything in its place. After a second, it sinks in. There's something that's been out of place for months, and all of a sudden the feeling of nakedness is gone.]
[He pats his side, and there's the good, reassuring weight of his gun, right where it should be. He takes it out to give it a look over, and it's exactly as he remembers it. He puts it back and feels more himself than he has since he got to this damn place.]
[That's when he notices there's a lot of strange noises outside.]
[Blake opens the door and steps out.]
[He takes a good look at around.]
[He thinks it over.]
Nope.
[He turns around to go back inside.]
[action]
Aye, sorry, sorry. There's been a huge flock o'them what's been followin' me all day long, and some of them get the hang of it better than others, 't seems.
The name's Jin the Wind Master - but ye can jes' call me Jin, no need t'get all formal-like and such!
[action]
[The kid's feet aren't on the ground. That's not right.]
[Blake approaches him.]
[He attempts to take him by the shoulders and push him down firmly.]
[action]
WHOA THERE FRIEND.
The wind picks up around the wind demon as he floats backward a few feet, out of the man's reach, crossing his legs petulantly in midair.]
What d'ye think yer doin', goin' round tryin' t' grab a guy like that when we ain't even been properly introduced yet? Ye sure are pretty rude fer a human. I told ye I didn' even mean fer me fine feathered friend ta come bustin in all like CRASH, y'know?
Though the look on yer face was pretty priceless. Ain't ye never seen one o' those thingers fly before?
[action]
[He turns his face away and only looks out of the corner of his ey. It still makes his head swim.]
You're a human too, asshole, just with weird plastic surgery.
[Maybe if he says that loud and firmly enough it will feel more true.]
I stay the hell away from homewrecking ostriches.
If you have time to float around being a prick, you have time to clean this up!
[action]
[He cocks his head curiously.]
I ain't never been doin' what anybody tells me before, and I'm not startin' now.
[the remark about plastic surgery, though, seems to offend him.]
Now wait jes'a minute, fella, there's nothin' about me what isn't natural! I'm not one o' those types to get all slicey-dicey jes' ta get some power boost'r somethin! I got too many debts already, I don't need another reaper t'pay when the time's comin' round.
I'll be cleanin' it up, though, sure as anything, jes' gimme a sec.
[And then he squares himself, takes a deep breath in and out, and the wind picks up around him, howling fiercely around the room and picking up all the broken glass and feathers and some of the smaller pieces of furniture. And then he sends it all flying out the broken window and into the street outside.
[action]
[Half of that is leprechaun gibberish, but Blake picks out the gist.]
Nobody just grows horns out of their head.
[Good, at least somebody's doing what Blake says for once.]
[He's happy about that for about two seconds.]
[He throws his arm up in front of his face] Jesus Christ!
[When the wind dies down and he looks, it looks like the place has been swept through by a hurricane.]
What the hell did you do?!
[action]
Now who ever heard o' the shinobi obeyin' no laws? That's about th' silliest thing I ever heard, it is!
And as fer me horn, I wouldn'a grown it fer any real reason, if it hadn'a been there already! Bet I wasn't born with it, but so long as I can remember it's been there, and I can remember pretty far!
[When the wind dies down, he's still floating there, grinning, his ears twitching cheerfully.]
I cleaned the place up a bit! Picked it up neat and tidy like ye said!
Re: [action]
There's nobody who laws don't apply to, asshole. [Besides Blake, when he feels like it.]
So you're a fuckin' mutant.
[All this crazy bullshit is getting Blake scared, and nothing covers that better than anger.]
A tornado isn't tidy!
And people can't make fucking tornadoes happen!