lieutenantantichrist | [6] Action for Violet/Everywhere [Fourth Wall Event]

[6] Action for Violet/Everywhere [Fourth Wall Event]

[Blake is in his apartment minding his own business when there's a flash of light.]

When it fades, nothing seems different for a minute. All's normal and as it should be, everything in its place. After a second, it sinks in. There's something that's been out of place for months, and all of a sudden the feeling of nakedness is gone.]

[He pats his side, and there's the good, reassuring weight of his gun, right where it should be. He takes it out to give it a look over, and it's exactly as he remembers it. He puts it back and feels more himself than he has since he got to this damn place.]

[That's when he notices there's a lot of strange noises outside.]

[Blake opens the door and steps out.]

[He takes a good look at around.]

[He thinks it over.]

Nope.

[He turns around to go back inside.]

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You knew Obito-nii? [His eyes widened, and he promptly moved forward a couple steps, staring up at him.] When did you meet him? How? I didn't know he was friends with any civilians outside the village before he died!

[It's a new experience to get the third degree from an 8-year-old who doesn't blink enough.]

Yeah, that guy. Don't know anything about his knees, though.

I ran into him here a while back, he-- hey, wait a minute.

[He crosses his arms.] I'm a cop, not a civilian, and he's not dead.

[His eyes spun into crimson and he looked the man over top to bottom, clearly evaluating him. When he finished, he blinked them away.]

You're built like a civilian. You might be a civilian combatant of some sort, but that's still a civilian. And... Obito-nii died four years ago, I remember the funeral and everything.

[Blake barely hears him. His attention was all caught up by the kid's eyes.]

What the fuck was that?!

[He quickly realized where he was staring.] My Sharingan.

What the hell is a sharing hand and why is it in your eye?!

The kid's not dead, I talked to him the other day!

[Blake's capacity for crazy bullshit is being exceeded real hard right now and his head is creaking under the strain]

Sharingan, and it's a bloodline thing. [He huffed a breath.]

How's he doing?

That doesn't answer anything! Eyeballs are supposed to stay eyeballs, that's what they do!

He's fine, and alive, no mistake.

They're still eyes! They're just... special eyes, that's all. [He was studying him for signs of joking, but was interested to see he saw none.]

Special eyes need contact lenses, they don't...change.

[You have him pretty spooked, kid.]

If Obbytoe's a ghost, he's a real chatty and solid one.

[Way to butcher a name there Blake.]

Obito. And I'm not the only one with eyes that do things, my clan just has this kind.

[It's his own fault for not being named Joe or something pronouncable.]

Eyes aren't supposed to do things!

[Warily, terribly curious despite himself]

What do they do?

[You're the one with the weird name Blake, be real here.]

I can track movements before they're completed and see chakra in full color even when it's not intense. There's more, but that's enough.

[He has the most normal name, even if it is two last names.]

Well isn't that nice for you. Wouldn't wanna be stuck with black and white chalkraw.

[Lies, your name is bizarre.]

Chakra... and the only person with white Chakra is Kakashi-senpai. Which is weird just so you know.

Yeah. That's what's weird.

What about people who don't aren't magic ninjas, huh? Your eyeballs any good for dealing with them?

Yes, but why would I waste the extra energy on a civilian? [It's not like there would be a hoard of them after him after all.]

I told you, I'm not a civilian. [and he doesn't like being called one.] I'm a cop. We don't need ninja magic.

.... [He has this look on his face that says he's trying very hard to be diplomatic.]

Okay. I don't need it to deal with a civilian trained combatant.

[Blake gives the kid a look for a while.]

...you're being a smartass on purpose, aren't you.

[Yes, yes he was. He stared up at him with completely genuine looking innocent confusion.]

What makes you think so?

Now I'm sure.

[Blake sighs and rubs his head.]

Magic ninja or not, you're still a kid. Stick with me until...whatever this shit is blows over.

[Ohhh, this one was good at picking up when people were making fun of him. Good to know.]

I have nowhere better to be... so that's fine with me.

[Having somebody to look out for made all this crazy bullshit not quite easier to take, but easier to put on the back burner. No time to worry about losing his mind, he has things to do.]

C'mon, I'll get you a burger.

[He wanted to make sure because maybe it was some other thing where this guy was from but..]

What's a burger?

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