[23] Video/Action for Goldenrod - "ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE."

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Listen up. It's time for a message from the President.

You could call it the look of the cat who ate the canary, or you could call it plain smug. That's what's on Blake's face as he reclines behind a big, fancy desk in his headquarters.

(If the big, fancy desk happened to be bought cheap because it has a short leg currently propped up by the local yellow pages, who's to know?)]

So maybe you all noticed that idiot in the welding mask got his ass kicked right out of his little island tax shelter. You know whose boot did the kicking?

That's right. Yours truly.

[He spreads his arms and leans his chair back with a creak.] I'd call that all the inauguration I need.

[There's a big old American flag hanging on the wall behind him. Anybody looking close might notice that it's handmade, with slightly uneven stripes and what may be a couple missing stars. When's the last time anybody gave a fuck about Nebraska, anyway?]

Now, it just so happens I'm in a real good mood. So, if you got grievances, ideas, petitions, or you just want to say thank you, now's the time to bring it up. You got a chance to fuckin' have a say in the government.

[The flag is slightly crooked. A little Snubbull climbs up on the desk to straighten it out.]

My door's open.

[Maybe that's how the ice cream monster thing got in.]

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[video]

[rocketralph]

_{[Here's a not-as-serious-as-it-probably-should-be salute from Danky Kang here.]}

Thanks, Mr. President. How's about a national cake day?

[Video]

[wing_attack]

[... Look, he's not sure that guy was kicked out thanks to Blake, but he knows better than to say anything. Or about the flag.]

What's your next move, then?

[... He may look a little tired, but that's not Blake's issue.]

[video]

[walkersystem]

You shouldn't swear.

_{[Hi, Blake.]}

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[fairy_tale_trainer]

I thought Americans always had a say in their government. We even have the parliament England.

Is this place a part of America?

[video]

[captainash]

Can I request funding for mobile suit development, or is that beyond your current powers? They make a good defense force, you know.

[Is he serious, is he kidding? The world may never know.]

[Video]

[bylight]

You're not the only one who took a chunk out of him. I set his damn house on fire to get him out. Well, half the island, really.

[She's really bad at holding back.]

So don't go acting all high and mighty, Mr. Antichrist.

[esthetically]

[There's a slow blink.]

...So you've gained yourself an office? It's... well decorated.

[Is that flag missing a star? He can't quite tell.]

[video]

[fony]

What part of the country are you in charge of?

[Be it on this world or otherwise.]

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[islandshore]

Wait, you seriously knocked him off the island?

[At first he gives a wide eyed stare, and then he chuckles and sighs.]

Man, makes me wish I could've been there. I kinda ran into some problems a while back...

[Like being constantly looped back into the Ice Path during that weekend, without his PokéGear. Go figure.]

It's weird that he didn't leave a message about it. You'd think he'd throw some huge fit over the network.