lieutenantantichrist: (you seem awfully happy today)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote2015-06-22 03:19 am

[23] Video/Action for Goldenrod - "ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE."

[Listen up. It's time for a message from the President.

You could call it the look of the cat who ate the canary, or you could call it plain smug. That's what's on Blake's face as he reclines behind a big, fancy desk in his headquarters.

(If the big, fancy desk happened to be bought cheap because it has a short leg currently propped up by the local yellow pages, who's to know?)]


So maybe you all noticed that idiot in the welding mask got his ass kicked right out of his little island tax shelter. You know whose boot did the kicking?

That's right. Yours truly.

[He spreads his arms and leans his chair back with a creak.] I'd call that all the inauguration I need.

[There's a big old American flag hanging on the wall behind him. Anybody looking close might notice that it's handmade, with slightly uneven stripes and what may be a couple missing stars. When's the last time anybody gave a fuck about Nebraska, anyway?]

Now, it just so happens I'm in a real good mood. So, if you got grievances, ideas, petitions, or you just want to say thank you, now's the time to bring it up. You got a chance to fuckin' have a say in the government.

[The flag is slightly crooked. A little Snubbull climbs up on the desk to straighten it out.]

My door's open.

[Maybe that's how the ice cream monster thing got in.]
bylight: (♠ So pull me closer)

[Video]

[personal profile] bylight 2015-07-03 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[That.... went better than expected. Hilarious even. If she were the type to laugh out loud, it would happen now. But no. She just smirks.]

I should leave you two alone.

[That giant puppy didn't seem to want to stop anytime soon.]
bylight: (smirk)

[Video]

[personal profile] bylight 2015-07-06 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Guess who is recording this for posterity.

It's like Christmas in summer. If only this would get more hilarious.]
bylight: (♠ And I'll spit you out)

[Video]

[personal profile] bylight 2015-07-10 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's biting her lip even harder not to laugh. Guess who will show this to everyone if you don't behave?]
bylight: (♠ I chew you up)

[Video]

[personal profile] bylight 2015-07-11 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[She snorts and smirks.]

I got what I needed.

[She already knows who will get a big laugh out of this. With that she turns her Gear off.]