lieutenantantichrist: (let the youngers worry about how to reta)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote2014-02-01 03:46 am
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[12]Video/Action Olivine-"If I Had to Write an Article About You, It Would Say You're Very Negative"

[ETA: Entries are now closed! Read and vote here!]


[WRITING CONTEST]



[All Blake wanted was a paper.

Sure, they're mostly stupid crap and the headline puns are even worse than at home, but there's something right and normal about heading out to the little newsstand in the morning to pick one up.

He's gotten to know the guy who works there a little. Decent enough guy, almost normal. Chatty, though. Today Blake's not paying much attention as he fishes change out of his pocket and goes uh-huh, yeah, sure, until all of a sudden he hears, "Oh, wow, you will? Thanks! That helps me a lot!"

Ten minutes later, he's gotten a firm handshake, a bunch of paper, and a dawning idea of what he just got himself into.

Shit. Just doing the damn thing is the fastest way to get these people to leave him the hell alone.

That's why, a couple hours later, you might come across Blake or one of his Pokemon going around town stapling up flyers about a little local contest. (He went and made the things, and the guy from the paper went "Oh" and went over them with a black pen real quick.) It will be the most sullen stapling you've ever seen.]


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Hey. All of you.

[Blake's out on the main street of Olivine, in the shade of a building.]

I got roped into running some kinda contest bullshit. Something about making up stories or other crap. You make shit up, you send it to PO Box 226, they put it in the paper, people vote, you win shit.

[He waves a flyer at the camera.]

Fuckin' voila. So do it. [He perks up a little.] Or don't. Hell, that way I don't have to deal with it.

Here.







If you got any questions, don't fuckin' ask me.

[OOC: The writing contest has officially begun! Entries go here, and more information, including specifically how the special guest prizes work, is here. The Nurse Joy sprite was made by L-mon at DeviantArt. Happy writing!]
captainash: (confident)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-02-02 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I want to know how you got saddled with this little duty? Isn't that a question you can answer better than anyone else?
captainash: (smiling)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-02-03 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps they felt you radiated competence and writing contest experience? ...Or maybe they were forced into it too, and got the bright idea to delegate further at the first opportunity.
captainash: (thinking)

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[personal profile] captainash 2014-02-04 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
On the one hand, it would give me something to do beyond training. On the other hand, I haven't written anything that was not a formal report since high school. Think I have a chance to win with dry, rusty prose?

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enjoymyatelier: fistclench. (GET BENT)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-02-03 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
...I would address this whole thing, but first, I believe I need to ask...

What even was that?
enjoymyatelier: zach. they're here. (migrane's a comin.)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-02-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
No, that much was clear... and I may consider it, I'm not entirely sure.

That wasn't what I was talking about, though --- I was talking about that thing you sent me. Is that really it?
enjoymyatelier: fistclench. (GET BENT)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2014-02-09 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[...how dare you act like you have one up on him first of all, he is going to address both of those

Be sure to keep a dictionary handy on the off chance that I do.

And yes! Yes, I did! That was the worst ending since Raskolnikov miraculously found Jesus because!

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[video] IT IS OKAY

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lullabytes: official game sprite (CONSIDER ► let me see)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-02-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
...A lot of things on those fliers seem to be blacked out...
lullabytes: official game sprite (HEADTILT ► oh is that so?)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-02-03 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't think they edited it really thoroughly, though...you can still tell what you were going to say. I think.

[ Mostly. ]
lullabytes: official game sprite (CLUE ► found it myself)

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[personal profile] lullabytes 2014-02-04 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
...What are you doing to ten-year-olds that they call you names...?

[ She focuses on the important things in life. ]

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superordinary: (Default)

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[personal profile] superordinary 2014-02-07 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...How did you get roped into this?
superordinary: (pic#5882422)

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Couldn't they find someone who actually wants to do this? I mean, you called it, um, bullshit.
superordinary: (pic#5873899)

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...Because of your language? There's a lot of censored words on that flyer.

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foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-02-08 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay.

What did you do?

Hit on the wrong Jenny?

Step on some important newspaper exec's Clefairy?
foolishwren: and I'm a dancing frog in a top hat that keeps getting dragged off stage by a big hook. (gender is a performance)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-02-08 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She snorts. BECAUSE HEY, IT'S TRUE. Damned if she can tell the difference between the cops here.]

Been all right.

Just doing my thing.

[Y'KNOW. STABBIN' MONSTERS. SAVIN' ASSES.]
foolishwren: me: i am an atrocity to god, but thank you (someone: ur cute)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-02-17 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, you know me. I always keep out of trouble. [A few hours ago she lifted three Hyper Potions from the local mart without anyone noticing. Not getting caught counts as staying out of trouble, right?]

... As for my monsters, uh...

[She looks over her shoulder at where Cujo is flopped next to her bed. Lying there and absently licking the floor isn't quite gnawing through rock and spitting diamonds, but...]

... Close enough, I guess. But there's always ways for this place to surprise.

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