Lt. Carter Blake (
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[12]Video/Action Olivine-"If I Had to Write an Article About You, It Would Say You're Very Negative"
[WRITING CONTEST]
[All Blake wanted was a paper.
Sure, they're mostly stupid crap and the headline puns are even worse than at home, but there's something right and normal about heading out to the little newsstand in the morning to pick one up.
He's gotten to know the guy who works there a little. Decent enough guy, almost normal. Chatty, though. Today Blake's not paying much attention as he fishes change out of his pocket and goes uh-huh, yeah, sure, until all of a sudden he hears, "Oh, wow, you will? Thanks! That helps me a lot!"
Ten minutes later, he's gotten a firm handshake, a bunch of paper, and a dawning idea of what he just got himself into.
Shit. Just doing the damn thing is the fastest way to get these people to leave him the hell alone.
That's why, a couple hours later, you might come across Blake or one of his Pokemon going around town stapling up flyers about a little local contest. (He went and made the things, and the guy from the paper went "Oh" and went over them with a black pen real quick.) It will be the most sullen stapling you've ever seen.]
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Hey. All of you.
[Blake's out on the main street of Olivine, in the shade of a building.]
I got roped into running some kinda contest bullshit. Something about making up stories or other crap. You make shit up, you send it to PO Box 226, they put it in the paper, people vote, you win shit.
[He waves a flyer at the camera.]
Fuckin' voila. So do it. [He perks up a little.] Or don't. Hell, that way I don't have to deal with it.
Here.



If you got any questions, don't fuckin' ask me.
[OOC: The writing contest has officially begun! Entries go here, and more information, including specifically how the special guest prizes work, is here. The Nurse Joy sprite was made by L-mon at DeviantArt. Happy writing!]
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Do I look like I wanna help? Do I got some kinda sign over my head that says Outsource Me Your Goddamn Publicity Stunts?
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[He waves the flyer.]
How about it? Feeling literary?
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What even was that?
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You gonna write a story or not?
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That wasn't what I was talking about, though --- I was talking about that thing you sent me. Is that really it?
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[It takes Blake a second to catch on. Then he remembers the DVD set he dropped in the mail and cackles.]
It sounds like you stopped believing!
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Be sure to keep a dictionary handy on the off chance that I do.
And yes! Yes, I did! That was the worst ending since Raskolnikov miraculously found Jesus because!
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Nobody's gonna do this thing anyway. They have other shit to do. Purple rats to throw rocks at.
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[ She focuses on the important things in life. ]
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What did you do?
Hit on the wrong Jenny?
Step on some important newspaper exec's Clefairy?
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[He lowers his voice and leans conspiratorially toward the screen.] I'd never be able to tell which is which. That'd get awkward fast.
[His voice goes back to normal.] I tried to buy a newspaper is what I did. These people act like we're all here to do things for them they could damn well do themselves.
Anyway, how've you been? [He leaves out the since I had a weird dream about you stabbing the shit out of a monster part.]
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Been all right.
Just doing my thing.
[Y'KNOW. STABBIN' MONSTERS. SAVIN' ASSES.]
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[Heather's a decent kid, so he can admit this] Honestly, I can't bitch too much about this contest thing. It's something to do around here. All my animals are so tough now they eat the local shit for breakfast.
Hell, you've been here for what, years now? Your monsters must be gnawing through sheet rock and spitting diamonds.
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... As for my monsters, uh...
[She looks over her shoulder at where Cujo is flopped next to her bed. Lying there and absently licking the floor isn't quite gnawing through rock and spitting diamonds, but...]
... Close enough, I guess. But there's always ways for this place to surprise.
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