lieutenantantichrist | [12]Video/Action Olivine-"If I Had to Write an Article About You, It Would Say You're Very Negative"

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[WRITING CONTEST]

[All Blake wanted was a paper.

Sure, they're mostly stupid crap and the headline puns are even worse than at home, but there's something right and normal about heading out to the little newsstand in the morning to pick one up.

He's gotten to know the guy who works there a little. Decent enough guy, almost normal. Chatty, though. Today Blake's not paying much attention as he fishes change out of his pocket and goes uh-huh, yeah, sure, until all of a sudden he hears, "Oh, wow, you will? Thanks! That helps me a lot!"

Ten minutes later, he's gotten a firm handshake, a bunch of paper, and a dawning idea of what he just got himself into.

Shit. Just doing the damn thing is the fastest way to get these people to leave him the hell alone.

That's why, a couple hours later, you might come across Blake or one of his Pokemon going around town stapling up flyers about a little local contest. (He went and made the things, and the guy from the paper went "Oh" and went over them with a black pen real quick.) It will be the most sullen stapling you've ever seen.]

[VIDEO]

Hey. All of you.

[Blake's out on the main street of Olivine, in the shade of a building.]

I got roped into running some kinda contest bullshit. Something about making up stories or other crap. You make shit up, you send it to PO Box 226, they put it in the paper, people vote, you win shit.

[He waves a flyer at the camera.]

Fuckin' voila. So do it. [He perks up a little.] Or don't. Hell, that way I don't have to deal with it.

Here.

If you got any questions, don't fuckin' ask me.

[OOC: The writing contest has officially begun! Entries go here, and more information, including specifically how the special guest prizes work, is here. The Nurse Joy sprite was made by L-mon at DeviantArt. Happy writing!]

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[ Naegi shifts at that, looking visibly uncomfortable. Murderschool isn't exactly a fun topic. ]

...Um, who told you about that? Oowada-kun?

Doesn't matter who. There's a bunch of you kids running around, it's not some kinda secret.

[If Naggy was going to get all pissed off at somebody for talking about it, like hell was Blake going to point fingers at Isshameroo.]

Christ, someday I wanna run into one kid too young to see an R movie who nobody's ever tried to get goddamn killed.

I-I see. I didn't expect you to know about...what happened. It's not really something I normally talk to strangers about.

[ Like Naegi would ever get pissed at Ishimaru for talking about it. He's just a little surprised because Blake doesn't seem the type you'd talk to about murderschool. ]

Like I said, I've run into plenty of you guys. It comes up.

[And makes you feel like a huge dick for thinking a kid was just a Boy Scout who'd never had a whiff of the real world.

Naggy seemed like an okay kid, but Blake figured nobody would want somebody going around announcing that they'd been the one to let this cat out of the bag.]

Besides, I'm a cop. Finding out about ugly shit is what I do.

[12]Video/Action Olivine-"If I Had to Write an Article About You, It Would Say You're Very Negative"

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