lieutenantantichrist

"Carter Blake. What do you want?"

[Hmmmn...]

Can you live without a gallbladder?

YOU WON'T

I would like to change the recipient of this message to the Snubbull, please.

YOU TRY TO GIVE MY LITTLE DOG THIS SHIT, I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE BROKEN LIMBS

You do know it's meant to be for fun, right?

THE FOUR NORMAL ONES, THEN A SPECIAL EXTRA ONE JUST FOR BREAKING

No, I don't think you do...

IF YOU THINK FILLING MY PHONE WITH BULLSHIT IS FUN THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING

IT'S A FUCKING BRICK TO YOUR SKULL

Wow. It's like I'm back in Viking school.

VIKINGS DON'T HAVE SCHOOLS!

Maybe not like modern schools but we had a place to learn. Why would we not?

CAUSE THERE AREN'T VIKING ANYMORE AND ALL THEY EVER DID WAS RIDE IN BOATS AND BURN SHIT DOWN ANYWAY

It was the dragons that used to burn things down. Guilty on the boat thing, though.

NOBODY HAS DRAGON AND BOAT SCHOOLS