Lt. Carter Blake (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-04 02:35 pm
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-04 02:35 pm
IC Contact
"Carter Blake. What do you want?"
"Carter Blake. What do you want?"
Wrld peace. Id settle for a good convrsation right now thuogh.
[Carter recognizes the ID that pops up.]
Oh yeah, you're one of the ladies in the bathrobes. You ever catch the rat that stole your underwear?
Oh yeah, you're one of the ladies in the bathrobes. You ever catch the rat that stole your underwear?
Cas was appreheended a long time ago and all our valuables were rturned! Well most of ehm. Thanks for asking!
Good to know. That was keeping me awake nights.
Most people do. You never mentioned it, though.
Most people do. You never mentioned it, though.
My bad! Its Valeria!!
You nerve mentioned yuors either, nnow that I think about it!
You nerve mentioned yuors either, nnow that I think about it!
Val, that's easy enough. Every other person here goes by something that's around six syllables of goddamn Chinese.
Carter Blake.
Carter Blake.
Its nice to meety ou!
[ But clearly the most important thing to be asked out of what he said is -- ]
Whats Chinese?
[ But clearly the most important thing to be asked out of what he said is -- ]
Whats Chinese?
What people from China speak. You know, with all the squiggly lines.
So do you have a few extra thumbs or are you drunk?
So do you have a few extra thumbs or are you drunk?
Ive never heard of China before. Unless yuo mean china. Who names a place afte rfancy diishes?
I'm tipsy, thak nyou for noticin!
I'm tipsy, thak nyou for noticin!
The same kind of people who torture you by dripping water on your face. And who make those finger trap things where the trick is to yank until they break.
You have any idea what time it is?
[a minute later]
Doesn't matter much. I couldn't sleep anyway.
You have any idea what time it is?
[a minute later]
Doesn't matter much. I couldn't sleep anyway.
so. you finally met a pony.
now you can see my feelings on the matter, right.
why i couldnt possibly let the one down.
how can you fucking stand to let a pony down?
seriously.
so come on.
youve met one.
tell me your feels.
now you can see my feelings on the matter, right.
why i couldnt possibly let the one down.
how can you fucking stand to let a pony down?
seriously.
so come on.
youve met one.
tell me your feels.
My whats?
There must be something in the water around here, because if you're talking about nutjobs who think they're horses, I met two. Letting them down would be real easy if it meant they'd shut up.
There must be something in the water around here, because if you're talking about nutjobs who think they're horses, I met two. Letting them down would be real easy if it meant they'd shut up.
feelings! feelings. feefees.
take your pick.
they all mean the same thing in the end.
and whoa whoa whoa.
excuse the fuck out of you.
they are not nutjobs.
theyre ponies.
humanized ponies.
you cant just insult them like that.
and you cant try and shut them up either!
what kind of monster does that to a pony?
take your pick.
they all mean the same thing in the end.
and whoa whoa whoa.
excuse the fuck out of you.
they are not nutjobs.
theyre ponies.
humanized ponies.
you cant just insult them like that.
and you cant try and shut them up either!
what kind of monster does that to a pony?
oh and also theres a dragon.
dont insult him either.
dont insult him either.
How about none of those.
[Feelings are things other people have.]
Buddy if you'd talked to the one with the pink hair, you'd be looking for the glue factory too.
[Feelings are things other people have.]
Buddy if you'd talked to the one with the pink hair, you'd be looking for the glue factory too.
no.
hell no.
do not diss pinkie pie.
i will cut you.
and yes his name is spike.
he was a dragon.
now he is a boy.
hell no.
do not diss pinkie pie.
i will cut you.
and yes his name is spike.
he was a dragon.
now he is a boy.
You're threatening me over not wanting to put up with a coked-p teenager who thinks she's a horse?
Sure he was, and I was a seven-headed leopard.
Are you a horse too, or some kind of real dedicated rodeo fan?
Sure he was, and I was a seven-headed leopard.
Are you a horse too, or some kind of real dedicated rodeo fan?
oh my god youre so closeminded.
you got transported from your home to the world of pokemon.
and youre skeptical over fucking humanized ponies.
what the fuck is your problem.
you got transported from your home to the world of pokemon.
and youre skeptical over fucking humanized ponies.
what the fuck is your problem.
I thuoght only Wutaian people made those fi nger thingies.
[ About half a minute later. ]
Oh cmon Blake! Dont be a party popper. Its plenty early! when was teh last time yuos tayed up and just talked?
[ About half a minute later. ]
Oh cmon Blake! Dont be a party popper. Its plenty early! when was teh last time yuos tayed up and just talked?
One weird thing turning out real doesn't prove all the other crazy bullshit on the planet. So a sheep can shoot lightning. Fine. That doesn't mean Elvis is alive or Obama's a lizardman from space or there's such thing as the devil or girls are horses.
You have to keep some standards.
You have to keep some standards.
If that's your name for China, sure.
Never. I'm not a teenage girl at a slumber party. I don't have anything to chitchat about.
[May never isn't exactly true, now that he thinks about it, but Val doesn't need to know that.]
Never. I'm not a teenage girl at a slumber party. I don't have anything to chitchat about.
[May never isn't exactly true, now that he thinks about it, but Val doesn't need to know that.]
Ive nevre heard of china before, so its probaby la dfifferent place!
You seem liek a creative guy. Im sure you cuold come up with somethin!
You seem liek a creative guy. Im sure you cuold come up with somethin!
That or you slept through a whole lot of geography classes.
Nobody's ever accused me of that before. Creativity's overrated, if you ask me.
Hey. What's your line, anyway?
Nobody's ever accused me of that before. Creativity's overrated, if you ask me.
Hey. What's your line, anyway?
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