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[lieutenantantichrist]

"Carter Blake. What do you want?"

Comments

fuel for the fire

[berkthorn]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[lieutenantantichrist]

I'LL YANK OUT YOUR GALLBLADDER AND FEED IT TO THE FISH

[berkthorn]

[Hmmmn...]

Can you live without a gallbladder?

[lieutenantantichrist]

YOU WON'T

[berkthorn]

I would like to change the recipient of this message to the Snubbull, please.

[lieutenantantichrist]

YOU TRY TO GIVE MY LITTLE DOG THIS SHIT, I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE BROKEN LIMBS

[berkthorn]

You do know it's meant to be for fun, right?

[lieutenantantichrist]

THE FOUR NORMAL ONES, THEN A SPECIAL EXTRA ONE JUST FOR BREAKING

[berkthorn]

No, I don't think you do...

[lieutenantantichrist]

IF YOU THINK FILLING MY PHONE WITH BULLSHIT IS FUN THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING


IT'S A FUCKING BRICK TO YOUR SKULL

[berkthorn]

Wow. It's like I'm back in Viking school.

[lieutenantantichrist]

VIKINGS DON'T HAVE SCHOOLS!

[berkthorn]

Maybe not like modern schools but we had a place to learn. Why would we not?

[lieutenantantichrist]

CAUSE THERE AREN'T VIKING ANYMORE AND ALL THEY EVER DID WAS RIDE IN BOATS AND BURN SHIT DOWN ANYWAY

[berkthorn]

It was the dragons that used to burn things down. Guilty on the boat thing, though.

[lieutenantantichrist]

NOBODY HAS DRAGON AND BOAT SCHOOLS