_{[She doesn't plan on letting ANYBODY find out about her five-finger discount, much less the one friend she has who's LITERALLY A COP.]}

Yeah.

Like, don't get me wrong, we all totally get desensitized, you know, to an extent.

But as someone who's been here longer than almost ANYONE, I can say that every time I think I've had everything this place can muster thrown at me, it comes up with a curveball.