I've heard that one before.

[Do yourself a favor and never let Blake find out about your five-finger discount, unless you want your ears yelled right off your head.

He looks over at the lazy orange dog in the background and snorts a laugh.] Shit, I wouldn't mess with a thing that size even if it couldn't breath fire.

Yeah? I'd figure you've seen everything by now. Hell, today I had to smack a trashbag with a room to stop it gnawing on my foot, and it didn't occur to me til later that that was weird.