lieutenantantichrist: (why'd you even let him in the game)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-10-02 04:27 am

[10] Video/Action for Goldenrod - "Because You're Crackheads, Children."

[ACTION]

[Something streaks across the skies above Goldenrod. It jags back and forth, gaining and dropping altitude in sudden swoops. It nearly smacks into the top of a building but lurches to the side just in time.]

[Anybody with very good eyesight might be able to make out that it's a Crobat, with Blake clinging desperately to its back.]

[Anybody with very good hearing might be able to make out]

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKfuckfuckfuck...


[He's hanging on for his life as four wings flap around him and his stomach does a great impression of a bunch of furious weasels in a burlap bag. In a rare second of flying straight, as they pass over a street, Blake spots some blond hair.]

[It can't be...no, those damn stupid glasses are unmistakable.]

[Blake's eyes light up with determination.]

[If there's one thing that can cut through terror for life and limb, it's the prospect of petty revenge.]

Down![He shoves at the bat's shoulder, making it lurch. Ray Liotta is still getting the hang of flying with the extra weight and noise.] Down, goddammit!

[The bat swoops almost to the ground, giving Blake a chance to see the storefronts woosh by and really understand how fucking fast they are going, but he has something he need to do.]

[He yells]
Hey asshole!

[Then he goes to punch him in the head.]

[VIDEO]

[The feed comes up on Blake sitting in Goldenrod's bar. He's a little out of breath. There's a few scratches on his face to go with the leaves on his shirt and the twigs in his hair.]

[He orders a shot of whiskey for him and one for the Crobat that's balanced on two stools next to him.]

[Blake drinks his in a gulp, and lets his hand fall heavily to the bar.]

[He looks to the Gear. His eyes are showing a little too much white and a touch of a leftover manic gleam. His lips twitch up.]


So I just flew on a bat.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
handydecisions: (03 I want you to know)

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[personal profile] handydecisions 2013-10-04 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't mean it was his fault, I just meant you probably gotta work on your signals and stuff.

[Oh come on he's not even in the same category as that kind of sicko. He's not even a serial killer unless you count walkers, he's just a guy who fucked up.

You can relate to that, right?]


Well, not the only way, but the fastest. I've been looking into it myself. Got more birds than I know what to do with, so I might as well put them to work.