lieutenantantichrist: (how exactly do you think it all ends)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-07-12 08:27 pm

[8] Video/Action for Goldenrod, backdated to around the 9th

[Jail is fucking boring.]

[They'd stuck Blake in a cell for a while until they figured out something about community service. It was a lot faster than back in the real world, but even crazy bullshit island has red tape. Blake's not sure whether that's nostalgic or not.]

[Cells are the same everywhere, too. He's never been on this side before. The novelty wears off fast.]

[He wishes he had a ball to bounce against the wall or something. They didn't even leave him any of his animals for company. Maybe that's a good thing. He doesn't know how he's going to explain this to Steve.]

[There's nothing but a book, and there's only so much anybody can take of The Dratini Code.]

[Blake leans back on the hard bunk and tosses his phone in one hand. When he got in here the one thing he was sure of was that he didn't want to talk to anybody, but nothing weakens that conviction like a couple hours alone with the hot, uneasy feeling in the back of his head.]

[He flips the phone open before he can think about it too much and says the first thing that comes to mind.]

[The face that comes up on the screen will look a lot less combative and more withdrawn than usual.]


Hey.

You think they have the Shawshank Redemption around here?

Maybe with one of those stupid puns in the title, and he digs his way out with one of those mole things. A little tiny one for finding rocks.

Seems like everything around here is like back home but turned the local kind of stupid. Do they even make any real original movies?

[In the crappy florescent lights shared by jails everywhere, the lines on his face look deep and weathered.]

I'm tired of nothing but the same old thing.


((OOC: Open for calls and visitors! Blake's in jail for punching Parker, but you don't have to broach the topic if you don't want to. He's not real proud of himself, so he'll pussyfoot around it unless asked directly. If you definitely don't want it to come up, just put in an OOC note.))
foolishwren: Have you considered questioning Old Man Jenkins? That guy is super sketch. (... Uhhh... NOPE! Wasn't me!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-07-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[... So the girl didn't show up. Well, THAT part's not surprising. What IS surprising is that it's somehow connected to Blake landing in jail.]

... You told me about the kid before.

How'd that get to this?
foolishwren: does that mean  she has been pGReNant bef o r e? (STARCH MASKS on her BODY)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-07-16 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[She listens, brows furrowed. Okay, things are adding up. She remembers that conversation well-- specifically how torn-up Blake had been about the kid's disappearance.]

... So what happened then?
foolishwren: and he offered me cocaine in a dimly-lit JC Penny's (mothman is REAL)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-07-21 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
... How did you know the stuff was stolen?
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-07-23 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, yeah, fair enough, but since when are pickpockets kidnappers?

You see the kid's ribbon in the middle of a bunch of other stolen stuff and it doesn't occur to you that maybe she lifted it offa somebody?
foolishwren: stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didn't have (dinosaurs didnt "rule the earth")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-07-26 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's not how it goes. [She's actually a little personally offended-- though of course she can't say WHY. Even if Blake wasn't a policeman, admitting that you've started shoplifting (again) isn't exactly something that Heather wants getting out.]

[But there's such a colossal difference between pinching trinkets off of shelves (or from pockets) and kidnapping a little girl!]


You're a big guy, couldn't you have just, you know, GRABBED her? You had to throw punches?

How hard did you hit?

[Must have been PRETTY DAMN HARD if he landed in jail!]
foolishwren: you fucking perceiving over there? comprehending? BEHOLDING even? bitch (you fathoming? huh?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-07-29 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's not honestly too much that's wrong with his defense. And under normal circumstances, Heather is absolutely a believer in giving as good as you get, regardless of the gender of the opponent.]

[... But it's different when it's cops.]

[So she gives Blake a cold look-- one she's never given him before.]


If it wasn't that bad, then why are you in jail?
foolishwren: no i been crying bitch leave me alone ("your eyes hella red u been smokin??")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-08-01 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
You never do.

[She huffs out a sigh.]

Look, I never told you this since you seemed cool, but I hate cops.

Because it seems like all of them are fine with hurting someone before they even know if they've got the right person. I've met maybe TWO who didn't.
foolishwren: how about you groggily realize your bed is flying through the funnel of an EF5 cyclone you piece of shit (hey fuckhusk go wake up inside a tornado)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-08-01 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[To her credit, she waits until he's done talking before she speaks up, in a flat, cold voice.]

When I was five I watched two cops beat the shit out of my dad because he killed someone who broke into our house to murder him and kidnap me.

So yeah.

I'd say I'm a fucking expert.

[She'd actually been closer to FOUR, and Harry Mason hadn't really been beaten up so much as just been handled (very) roughly, but when you're four and just had a strange man try to snatch you from your own living room, spewing jargon about "taking back what's ours" and "killing the heretic", and then you watched two of the badged men you'd been told to trust, that you'd CALLED (because you'd been a good daughter and hit '911' when your father, pale and still holding a smoking gun trained on the body of the Organization member who'd hunted them down at last, told you to) slamming your daddy's head against a car hood...]
foolishwren: i'm protected by the migratory bird act (you can't hurt me bitch)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-08-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[She shoots him a sharp look. If she could hear what he's thinking, it'd be even sharper.]

Yeah.

It is obvious.

To anyone who isn't some crooked pig in blue! You wanna know what we got when it was ruled self-defense? Nothing. Not even an apology.

You know what it's like seeing your dad get taken away in a policecar by the people you called for HELP? Probably not, I bet!

So yeah, cops who hit first and ask later are shit. Sorry to burst your bubble.

[... Probably more venomous than necessary but... yeah. :I]
foolishwren: SO WHAT! I CAN STILL HAVE FUN!! (SO WHAT IF I'M DOOMED!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-08-08 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Heather's never been a good example of keeping a level head in an argument either, so chances are she's not gonna make things any better.]

When you regret something you did, the thing to do is make up for it.

Not just act like it was okay.
foolishwren: I'M CALLING THE POLICE! (HENRY! Is that a WEED?!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-08-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not, but when you beat the shit out of somebody who turns out to be innocent, you can't just blow that off as something in the past!

I mean, unless you've literally beat up too many innocent people to even keep TRACK of, in which case there's a HELLA bigger issue going on than just blowing things off...
foolishwren: And I'd throw in insurance for two. (I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-08-15 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it's not that easy to forget, but if you ACT like it's nothing, it doesn't matter if you remember it or not.

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