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lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-28 04:51 pm
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-28 04:51 pm
[3] Video/Action for Violet City
[The camera is pointed at a Munna sitting on a picnic table. It stares back with serene, unblinking eyes.]
[It turns to show Blake, who has strain showing around his eyes and does not look real fucking happy.]
I have this aardvark piggy bank thing and it doesn't make any sense.
Whenever I let the damn thing out, it keeps floating off and then coming back in the middle of the night and chewing on my head. It's-- [his eyes avoid looking directly into the screen] It's goddamn weird.
[There's something else, but he can't go announcing it. The last thing he needs is people thinking he's a nut.]
Does anybody know anything about these things? The phone doesn't say much useful- [he breaks off and shouts offscreen] Hey! Get out of there!
[The phone is tossed down on the table. Sideways, the screen shows the Munna diving into Blake's backpack where it's sitting on the bench. Cheerfully ignoring Blake swearing at it and trying to grab it, it scatters things all over the place with its stubby legs until it finds what it was looking for. It floats up with a spoon floating in front of its face.]
[It stares straight at Blake as the spoon bends at a ninety-degree angle.]
[Blake growls at it] And stop doing that!
[The spoon unbends itself.]
[Blake crosses his arms and nods firmly.] That's better.
[It turns to show Blake, who has strain showing around his eyes and does not look real fucking happy.]
I have this aardvark piggy bank thing and it doesn't make any sense.
Whenever I let the damn thing out, it keeps floating off and then coming back in the middle of the night and chewing on my head. It's-- [his eyes avoid looking directly into the screen] It's goddamn weird.
[There's something else, but he can't go announcing it. The last thing he needs is people thinking he's a nut.]
Does anybody know anything about these things? The phone doesn't say much useful- [he breaks off and shouts offscreen] Hey! Get out of there!
[The phone is tossed down on the table. Sideways, the screen shows the Munna diving into Blake's backpack where it's sitting on the bench. Cheerfully ignoring Blake swearing at it and trying to grab it, it scatters things all over the place with its stubby legs until it finds what it was looking for. It floats up with a spoon floating in front of its face.]
[It stares straight at Blake as the spoon bends at a ninety-degree angle.]
[Blake growls at it] And stop doing that!
[The spoon unbends itself.]
[Blake crosses his arms and nods firmly.] That's better.
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Fuck you.