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lieutenantantichrist) wrote2015-04-11 06:28 pm
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2015-04-11 06:28 pm
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[22] [Video/Action for Goldenrod] - "I Know a Lot About the Law and Various Other Lawyerings"
[Though Blake is standing in front of a blank wall, the height of the roof and his distance from the camera hints that he's in a large building. He clears his throat and begins his address.]
Listen up, all of you. I'll make this quick.
[He clasps his hands behind his back and starts moving. He can never stay still while giving a speech like this.]
United States of Monster Island, it is time to get your shit together.
[As he walks, the Croagunk-held Gear revolves to track him, revealing that the wall has a large patch in a different color, and that something further back and to his right appears to be bowling lanes. A few feathers are scattered on the floor.]
First off, as you can see here, we got us a headquarters here in Goldenrod now. You got a problem, you come here.
The second thing we have is a problem.
See, there's an asshole out there trying to commit acts of terrorism and take shit over, and I for one am not planning on letting him.
[He shoots a hard look at the camera. A feather drifts against his foot.]
If you're over eighteen, consider yourself drafted. Man or woman, it doesn't matter when it's a magic animal doing the work. Stand ready to get called up.
[He notices something stuck to him. He scowls, grabs the feather off his pant leg, and brandishes it at the camera.]
In the meantime, somebody clean up these goddamn things.
I've been doing some calling around. It turns out a Center in the Sevii Islands went incommunicado at just about that time that moron was swaggering around bragging about taking one over.
Your assignment is to take your flying and swimming monsters and scout out the area. I'll be sending my bat, too. We find this idiot, then we make him regret who he screwed with.
Listen up, all of you. I'll make this quick.
[He clasps his hands behind his back and starts moving. He can never stay still while giving a speech like this.]
United States of Monster Island, it is time to get your shit together.
[As he walks, the Croagunk-held Gear revolves to track him, revealing that the wall has a large patch in a different color, and that something further back and to his right appears to be bowling lanes. A few feathers are scattered on the floor.]
First off, as you can see here, we got us a headquarters here in Goldenrod now. You got a problem, you come here.
The second thing we have is a problem.
See, there's an asshole out there trying to commit acts of terrorism and take shit over, and I for one am not planning on letting him.
[He shoots a hard look at the camera. A feather drifts against his foot.]
If you're over eighteen, consider yourself drafted. Man or woman, it doesn't matter when it's a magic animal doing the work. Stand ready to get called up.
[He notices something stuck to him. He scowls, grabs the feather off his pant leg, and brandishes it at the camera.]
In the meantime, somebody clean up these goddamn things.
I've been doing some calling around. It turns out a Center in the Sevii Islands went incommunicado at just about that time that moron was swaggering around bragging about taking one over.
Your assignment is to take your flying and swimming monsters and scout out the area. I'll be sending my bat, too. We find this idiot, then we make him regret who he screwed with.
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Video
I've had enough of pretending running away is going to work. I'm taking a stand. That is the god damn opposite of giving up.
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Video
You don't get answers until you find the guy at the top to beat the answers out of.
[It's a basic principle of government.]
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I get it, this place is weird as heck- but that's no excuse to try and be a dictator.