lieutenantantichrist: (call the shot)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote2015-03-09 03:00 am

[21] Video/Action for Goldenrod - "I'm gonna rule this world."

[In a square in the center of Goldenrod City, a small crowd has gathered. A show is about to start.

There's a crude stage that's been freshly hammered together. Near the back, a little Snubbull is tapping in the last few nails. The platform wobbles but holds as a man climbs up it, then takes a place at a podium in the center. He's wearing a white button-up shirt and, in concession to his ambitions, a tie. He looks toward the camera.]
Hey, Newt. You got that thing running?

[The camera's view nods up and down.]

All right.

[He holds his arms up for silence. Then, when no one quite pays attention, he barks,] Hey! All of you! Shut up!



[That's much more effective. When the eyes of the curious onlookers are on him, he plants his hands on the sides of the podium and clears his throat.]

All of you. Locals, people from the real world, people from the fuckin' moon. You know me. See, I've been here a long, long time. Two damn years, and I know some of you have been here longer. I was thinking about that, and you know what I realized?

[His voice gets louder and clearer as he finds his rhythm.]

I realized I'm not a fuckin' tourist. None of us are. This is our world as much as it is theirs-- and nobody is doing dick to run it.

Look around. Everybody does whatever they damn well please, and that's real nice right up until the minute some idiot starts planting bombs around. The closest thing to somebody in charge is the police, and they're a goddamn joke who give terrorists a week picking up garbage and then set them loose again. There's nobody calling the shots.

That changes today.

[His boots thud on plywood as he tramps back and forth along the stage, and his speech takes a turn toward harangue.]

When bees and sharks came crashing through people's windows, who smacked them right back out? Me. When some moron went around shooting lasers at the city, who knocked him out of the sky? Me. When a couple armies of fire and water idiots tried to wreck up the place with giant monsters, who went out to stop them? [He jerks his thumb to his chest.] Me.

[His voice is getting louder and louder. The cords stand out on his neck.]

And I'm not some jumped-up fourteen-year-old who thinks he's magic. I've been around the block in the real world. I have decades on the front lines. I haven't just lead people, I've lead them into tenements full of crackheads with shotguns. That has to mean something, even here.

Somebody around here has to get shit in order, and I'm done waiting.

[His tread takes him back to the podium. He grips the sides with his coarse-knuckled hands and leans over it to look straight into the Gear.]

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.

From now on, I'm the head honcho around here.

[He jabs his finger at the camera.]

Stand with me or get out of my way.
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSTOP CALLING ME)

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[personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2015-03-12 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I will! And you will pay for your insssssults!
wing_attack: (serious)

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[personal profile] wing_attack 2015-03-12 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but - look, what are you going to do if someone does something you don't like? What's your plan for being just, rather than just tossing someone in jail?

[He's still not buying it, really.]
stitchedupbodyguard: (Grumpy face)

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[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-03-12 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You're running unopposed, huh? [She frowned, her eyes briefly darting to the crowd around them... or, could it be even called one?]

I think that's because no one else would even try this.
ajustcaws: (to run where the brave dare not go)

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[personal profile] ajustcaws 2015-03-13 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
We sure can! We should definitely get a team together like they do in the TV shows on Saturday mornings.

Sergeant Cynthia, huh...? I like it!
tearsofademon: (strolling by the Seine)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2015-03-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
If only I was allowed to relax all day. Even if I was somebody who felt like getting involved in that crap? I've got three dozen noses to keep out of trouble. And half of them like to get into it.
ossifragant: (⊗ never did as you should and you claim)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-03-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
It would make the most sense, wouldn't it?

You should take the opportunity. You might not get another one.
captainash: (frustrated)

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[personal profile] captainash 2015-03-13 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
No I wouldn't, but the last time I got anywhere near some shadow conspiracy we had proof and detailed plans and guns to put to their heads!

[They'd had trusted soldiers, loud public accusations, equally public confessions. Everything a coup d'état might possibly need.]

Don't try to tell me that your grand idea comes with any of that, because I won't believe you. Sure, you can fight to stay in power with your Pokémon's help, but everyone who might disapprove can do so just as well.
islandshore: (yeah right)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2015-03-13 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Cabinet member? So, what? I'd be one of those guys who oversees new laws?

[Destiny Islands has a mayor, but nothing quite as elaborate as a senate or a cabinet. Either way, he's got Riku's attention, and he folds his arms and tips his head to the side as he mulls this over.]
presentyourbadge: (Please don't eat that.)

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[personal profile] presentyourbadge 2015-03-13 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Government" isn't one guy suddenly saying he's the word of the law. I mean, it kind of seems that way sometimes, but that's really not how it works.

Look, I'm frustrated with how this place is run too, okay? But I don't go and become a dictator about it. (That's a little extreme, even for me.)
conquersworlds: (WHY ✯ so i just stab her in the rear?)

[personal profile] conquersworlds 2015-03-13 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely serious-

[...]

No...? Where did you get that idea?
foolishwren: stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didn't have (dinosaurs didnt "rule the earth")

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-03-13 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poor Steve. Normally Heather would waste no time in ruffling the Snubbull's ears, but right now she's a little alarmed at what's going on and that takes priority.]

Dude, you can't just stand up and declare yourself the president or-- or whatever, and expect that to actually happen!

This place has a government!

... A SHITTY government, but it's still, you know, there!
bylight: (♦ It's pulling me back)

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[personal profile] bylight 2015-03-13 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
That middle space can easily be ignored for your own needs.

[She's not going to back down. She does not trust Blake at all.]

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[personal profile] angerpoints 2015-03-14 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not kidding. Yusuke can see it in his face: the old man is completely and totally dead serious. Motherfucker. Has Blake really gone nuts? Or has he always been like this...?

The thought of it being the latter is deeply troubling, but contrary to what he'd done the last time he and Blake spoke, Yusuke opts not to jump to any conclusions and freak out just yet. Whatever it is that's making Blake act like this, it isn't something he reckons he's going to fix by just by talking to him through the 'Gear. After all, you can't fight crazy from far away.

Predictably, Yusuke's response, upon being told to shut his mouth, is to immediately do the exact opposite. He snarls back at Blake, jabbing his finger at the screen.]


Nah, y'know what? Screw you! I'm taking a third option: I'm coming over there and I'm kicking your ass! You think you're doing this world some big favor by standing on a crappy stage and trying to use your stupid badge to control people? I don't know what kind of crazy juice you've been drinking lately, but that's not how it works. You can't force any of us to listen to you, and if that's really what you wanna do...

[Yusuke lifts his chin and jerks his thumb at himself. His gaze is level and confident.]

Well, then you'll have to go through me first. Who knows? Maybe if I hit you hard enough, you'll stop acting stupid.

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