lieutenantantichrist: (call the shot)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote2015-03-09 03:00 am

[21] Video/Action for Goldenrod - "I'm gonna rule this world."

[In a square in the center of Goldenrod City, a small crowd has gathered. A show is about to start.

There's a crude stage that's been freshly hammered together. Near the back, a little Snubbull is tapping in the last few nails. The platform wobbles but holds as a man climbs up it, then takes a place at a podium in the center. He's wearing a white button-up shirt and, in concession to his ambitions, a tie. He looks toward the camera.]
Hey, Newt. You got that thing running?

[The camera's view nods up and down.]

All right.

[He holds his arms up for silence. Then, when no one quite pays attention, he barks,] Hey! All of you! Shut up!



[That's much more effective. When the eyes of the curious onlookers are on him, he plants his hands on the sides of the podium and clears his throat.]

All of you. Locals, people from the real world, people from the fuckin' moon. You know me. See, I've been here a long, long time. Two damn years, and I know some of you have been here longer. I was thinking about that, and you know what I realized?

[His voice gets louder and clearer as he finds his rhythm.]

I realized I'm not a fuckin' tourist. None of us are. This is our world as much as it is theirs-- and nobody is doing dick to run it.

Look around. Everybody does whatever they damn well please, and that's real nice right up until the minute some idiot starts planting bombs around. The closest thing to somebody in charge is the police, and they're a goddamn joke who give terrorists a week picking up garbage and then set them loose again. There's nobody calling the shots.

That changes today.

[His boots thud on plywood as he tramps back and forth along the stage, and his speech takes a turn toward harangue.]

When bees and sharks came crashing through people's windows, who smacked them right back out? Me. When some moron went around shooting lasers at the city, who knocked him out of the sky? Me. When a couple armies of fire and water idiots tried to wreck up the place with giant monsters, who went out to stop them? [He jerks his thumb to his chest.] Me.

[His voice is getting louder and louder. The cords stand out on his neck.]

And I'm not some jumped-up fourteen-year-old who thinks he's magic. I've been around the block in the real world. I have decades on the front lines. I haven't just lead people, I've lead them into tenements full of crackheads with shotguns. That has to mean something, even here.

Somebody around here has to get shit in order, and I'm done waiting.

[His tread takes him back to the podium. He grips the sides with his coarse-knuckled hands and leans over it to look straight into the Gear.]

I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.

From now on, I'm the head honcho around here.

[He jabs his finger at the camera.]

Stand with me or get out of my way.
ossifragant: (⊗ sharpen up the blade boys)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-03-11 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[...this is going to go straight to shit.

Greed wants to watch this go to hell so bad.]


Sounds like you've got things figured out. You'll need to oust the current police force, though. What's your plan for that?
wing_attack: (unsure)

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[personal profile] wing_attack 2015-03-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
There's the Elite Four... in theory. And yeah, there's a lot of problems... but I can't see you running things democratically. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but you don't seem like the kind of guy who likes compromise.

[Neither does the government at home as far as he can tell, but he's not even old enough to vote.]
tearsofademon: (exactly what's in store)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2015-03-12 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, he's the kind of idiot who overworks himself until he's literally about to die. Not the kind of guy who's a real good role model.
explosivecombat: (Gentlemen...I love war)

[personal profile] explosivecombat 2015-03-12 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're incredibly narrow-minded, if you're thinking of it that way. Destruction and creation aren't mutually exclusive acts; the difference is that what I'm building is going to last for quite some time once I'm done - and with any luck, long after I'm gone.
conquersworlds: (WIN ✯ conquered two nations by noon)

[personal profile] conquersworlds 2015-03-12 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Former for sure! I'm the Chief Grand Commander of the Empire's army - a messenger sent from God to lead that Empire to military victory. My appearance in the world was foretold for centuries, and less than a year after I was brought there, I delivered.

Not through magic, but through tactics and strategy all my own.
ossifragant: (Φ it swells into the air)

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[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-03-12 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake, please don't get arrested immediately by the Jennys. That would be anticlimactic as hell.]

I suppose you have a point. They seemed fairly reliant on us in October, didn't they?

[Greed, don't encourage him.]
nasa_dreams: (Are you serious?//You.  Stop Talking.)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2015-03-12 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. Bomb. To the face. I wasn't even in a coma!

So you're going to, huh? And what happens when someone doesn't agree? Pokemon enforcers?
islandshore: (o rly?)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2015-03-12 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Is it cheating if I say both?

[He's got a fair amount of muscle, but strategy's equally important. And, okay, he might've been a secret bookworm during school.]

I'd say I'm pretty flexible overall, honestly.
enjoymyatelier: kayneth looking smug as hell in a mocking way (well who's this douchebag?)

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[personal profile] enjoymyatelier 2015-03-12 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
[poker face... poker face...]

Indeed. And people are always resistant to change, after all, so you may have a bit of a rough road ahead of you, but I'm sure it will turn out... well...

[and then he starts "coughing" up a storm...]

...oh, dear, must be the weather getting to me... well, anyway, I've always been more of a scholar than a statesman, so I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass.
solas_ion: (that we could not win)

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[personal profile] solas_ion 2015-03-12 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm on the side of 'not acting like a fuckin' idiot'. And for the record, I ain't from space unless Ireland relocated and nobody told me.

[Sighing, Lancer ran a hand through his hair in frustration.]

Look, idiot. You aren't wrong about this place needing to get its shit together once in a while. But you can't just take over, are you really that stupid?

How many armies've you led before? Cause I'm guessing it's zero, and that's what you're looking to do here. You can't lead an army without respect, and you ain't gonna get a shred of respect if you waltz in going 'everyone's going to listen to me whether you like it or not'.
foolishwren: get away from me (... you ship WHAT?!)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2015-03-12 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Okay, it's actually probably a good thing that Heather managed to witness this in person rather than see it on video.]

[Because holy SHIT.]

[Her familiar tousled head quite suddenly pops up next to his ramshackle stage.]

[She doesn't bother trying not to be blunt.]


Blake, what the FUCK are you DOING?
capitald: (thinking)

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[personal profile] capitald 2015-03-12 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Heh, so it's a matter of personal familiarity with a touch of bias. Well, no sense in arguing over technicalities. Perhaps he'll inquire further about this "real" world later.

For the time being, he might as well focus on more immediate matters.]


None at all? You'd think there'd be at least some form of governing body. If not a king, then at least a general, a prime minister... Someone with credentials.

[If it's just the police, then who is in charge of them?]

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