Yep. Ends with them all in jail for being jackasses. And believe me, if we could lock people up for that, prison would be standing room only.

[Nope, grin isn't fading a watt.]

You make gifts for people's grandmas.

You know what, that's great. That is contributing to the community. You should set up a stall at a flea market, between the guy who makes organic hemp shit and the kettle corn.