A hat?! [ He splutters, for a moment unable to speak. But his attention is diverted by Blake's next comment. ]

Goodfellas? Really? That's your go-to cinematic masterpiece? We give you Lawrence of Arabia, The 39 Steps, hell, Olivier's Hamlet, there's Shakespeare again for you - and your film of choice is bloody Goodfellas?

[ He shakes his head. ] No culture at all.