[Blake doesn't entirely know the details of what you're talking about but shares wholeheartedly in your scorn.] Yeah, dumb assholes.

[He breaks into a big old grin.] Ahh, you watched the whole thing! C'mon, the shitty ending's half the fun. [That is, inflicting it on somebody else.]

Wait a minute, crafts? You do macrame and weave baskets?