Thank goodness. You're not completely hopeless. [ He looks very doubtful about this statement. ] Your first lesson, then: Shakespeare is also known as the Bard of Avon. Hence, "the Bard". For the record, he wrote that bit about the lawyers you so enjoyed.
Yes, I'm aware you can actually read. [ He scoffs. ] It was hyperbole intending to imply that you were uncultured. A statement I stand by, as it happens.
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Thank goodness. You're not completely hopeless. [ He looks very doubtful about this statement. ] Your first lesson, then: Shakespeare is also known as the Bard of Avon. Hence, "the Bard". For the record, he wrote that bit about the lawyers you so enjoyed.
Yes, I'm aware you can actually read. [ He scoffs. ] It was hyperbole intending to imply that you were uncultured. A statement I stand by, as it happens.