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[lieutenantantichrist]

"Carter Blake. What do you want?"

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text; 8/14 in no way anon

[voidedrogue]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

text; he's not reading the names anymore anyway

[lieutenantantichrist]

I WILL TWIST YOUR HEAD AROUND BACKWARDS SO YOU CAN WATCH ME KICK YOUR ASS

text; who can blame him

[voidedrogue]

WHOA DUDE SLOWBRO THE HECK DOWN
thats kind of a violent reaction to a chainletter yo
maybe take a breather??

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[lieutenantantichrist]

I'LL BREATHE WHEN YOU'RE IN TRACTION

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[voidedrogue]

youre reaaaaally overreacting dude

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[lieutenantantichrist]

MY PHONE HAS BEEN BEEPING LIKE A FUCKING TIME BOMB, I AM BEING REASONABLE

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[voidedrogue]

lmao omg how many of these did you get

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[lieutenantantichrist]

somewhere between ten and I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU

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[voidedrogue]

haha oh fuck thats a lot
so you need to send at least 50 or youll get chased by like what
500?? beedrills?
duuuude

good news is that youre popular tho
congrats

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[lieutenantantichrist]

I WILL STOMP EVERY BEE IN THE FUCKING HEMISPHERE INTO BEE PASTE

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[voidedrogue]

wow that is hardcore
like really hardcore
is that how you make honey

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[lieutenantantichrist]

THIS ISN'T ABOUT GETTING HONEY
THIS IS ABOUT GETTING EVEN

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[voidedrogue]

YOU CAN GET EVEN & GET HONEY
TWO STONES
ONE BIRD

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[lieutenantantichrist]

THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HOW THAT SAYING GOES