Wow, I've never heard that story before. [ And she's pretty sure whoever came up with it had no idea what they were on about, but that's okay.
Roxy would have liked to respond to the pink text in her own, but a'right, video it is. ]
Once upon a time, there was a wicked, dastardly witch. Like a total bitch. She wanted to conquer the whole world, destroy it and repopulate it with her own kind. She used baked goods and mind control. But there were brave heroes standing in her way! A gorgeous seer, author of a best-selling book series about wizards and suspected of wytchkkrafts and an industrious knight who made several films-- they were unafraid of using the media to sass the witch!
The seer took down the witch's right hand, an evil man! She stabbed him in the eyes with her knitting needles [ MIMING SUCH AN ACT ENTHUSIASTICALLY roxy no roxy stop ] and rode his body to the bottom of the bloody waterfall. Meanwhile, the knight defeated the two nasty figureheads the witch had placed in office in the most powerful country, the mirthful executives. They seemingly disappeared forever, but they actually confronted the witch!
... and then they died. [ Roxy's face falls. W o w she really should have thought this story through. Awkward pause MAYBE SHE CAN SALVAGE IT... ]
But then! Like four hundred or whatever years later, their descendants were born. The seer's daughter, a super hot rogue; and the knight's brother, a handsome prince! Together, with their friends, a beautiful maid and a rugged page, they set out to defeat the witch and her even worser boss, the lord!
[ aaaand now the story doesn't have an ending whoops is it too late for a do-over this story is awful ]
And, uh, they did! With super awesome explosions and magic and stuff! Happily ever after, the end.
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Roxy would have liked to respond to the pink text in her own, but a'right, video it is. ]
Once upon a time, there was a wicked, dastardly witch. Like a total bitch. She wanted to conquer the whole world, destroy it and repopulate it with her own kind. She used baked goods and mind control. But there were brave heroes standing in her way! A gorgeous seer, author of a best-selling book series about wizards and suspected of wytchkkrafts and an industrious knight who made several films-- they were unafraid of using the media to sass the witch!
The seer took down the witch's right hand, an evil man! She stabbed him in the eyes with her knitting needles [ MIMING SUCH AN ACT ENTHUSIASTICALLY roxy no roxy stop ] and rode his body to the bottom of the bloody waterfall. Meanwhile, the knight defeated the two nasty figureheads the witch had placed in office in the most powerful country, the mirthful executives. They seemingly disappeared forever, but they actually confronted the witch!
... and then they died. [ Roxy's face falls. W o w she really should have thought this story through. Awkward pause MAYBE SHE CAN SALVAGE IT... ]
But then! Like four hundred or whatever years later, their descendants were born. The seer's daughter, a super hot rogue; and the knight's brother, a handsome prince! Together, with their friends, a beautiful maid and a rugged page, they set out to defeat the witch and her even worser boss, the lord!
[ aaaand now the story doesn't have an ending whoops is it too late for a do-over this story is awful ]
And, uh, they did! With super awesome explosions and magic and stuff! Happily ever after, the end.
[ nailed it ]