Try me. As long as it doesn't have anything to do with aliens or magic, I might even believe you.

[Oh, well as long as it's special occasion magic-banging, that makes sense.

He stares at him for a minute.] That's art? Shit, I could write my nam on pieces of garbage all day long.

Satire? How's "here's a urinal" funny?

[He thinks it over.]

Well. It's kind of funny.