There was nothing wrong with my writing! Nothing! You people just don't know good writing when you ssssee it! Which will change once I'm running the world!

[Because the only books will be ones written by Cobra or ones approved by Cobra.]

And regardlesss of my face I could sssstill be a movie sssstar! I'll have you know that thissss face was once part of a major motion picture!

[...or an attempt at one. He sort of...ruined that. By bombing the production.]