lieutenantantichrist: (let the youngers worry about how to reta)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote 2013-12-09 11:11 am (UTC)

VIDEO

Oy, metaphysics. That's way beyond an old workhorse like me. All I know is the simple things. Sunshine, apples, beating the shit out of bastards who have it coming. The good things in life.

[He spreads his hooves.]

Somebody had to build it and keep it running. There's gotta be plumbers and stuff around somewhere. Maybe they're shy.

[Blake scoffs] Math, fun? You gotta be crazy. Nobody does that shit unless they have to.

[He gives it a little more consideration.]

You might be the first vampire accountant I've ever met. I don't know for sure. There's a lot of people I never asked.

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