Do you think most pilots would admit to being sick, really? Now, if you were asking about the number of pilots who absolutely insist on being the ones to clean their cockpits and do their laundry after the first sortie...

[He sounds amused, but not exactly mocking. He knows all too well how terrifying it is to get a blade aimed right at your cockpit.]

I hope they were sober party tricks, or else that could turn out nasty.