[He bites back the immediate retort of "Ain't nobody got guns here."]

Yeah, because punching someone really changes their mind on wanting to shoot you. Man, if you can get close enough to throw a punch you're close enough to disarm them.

[...oh boy, he's not sure he likes where this is going.]

Hey- you know what, just finish your beer. We can talk about this shit after you're out of jail.