And here I was, trying so hard to make it love me.

[... and down he goes, tumbling to the bottom of the Sarcasm Chasm. Oops. Yusuke regards the bat with disinterest, then looks back at Blake and goes on.]

So are you gonna keep it? Who knows, maybe it'd make a good projectile. You could flick it into somebody's eye like the world's pissiest booger.