I'm Carter Blake, now shut up and do what gravity says.

[He turns his face away and only looks out of the corner of his ey. It still makes his head swim.]

You're a human too, asshole, just with weird plastic surgery.

[Maybe if he says that loud and firmly enough it will feel more true.]

I stay the hell away from homewrecking ostriches.

If you have time to float around being a prick, you have time to clean this up!