[6] Action for Violet/Everywhere [Fourth Wall Event]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake is in his apartment minding his own business when there's a flash of light.]

When it fades, nothing seems different for a minute. All's normal and as it should be, everything in its place. After a second, it sinks in. There's something that's been out of place for months, and all of a sudden the feeling of nakedness is gone.]

[He pats his side, and there's the good, reassuring weight of his gun, right where it should be. He takes it out to give it a look over, and it's exactly as he remembers it. He puts it back and feels more himself than he has since he got to this damn place.]

[That's when he notices there's a lot of strange noises outside.]

[Blake opens the door and steps out.]

[He takes a good look at around.]

[He thinks it over.]

Nope.

[He turns around to go back inside.]

Comments

[Action]

[stillpure]

Uchiha is my family name. You can call me Itachi, and yes. [And maybe you won't horrifically butcher it.]

[captainash]

[...That is actually a very good point.]

The name wasn't my idea, to be honest. But I didn't have any other suggestions, so it stuck.

[There was also the small matter of being in a coma when it was named, but details.]

[hammerfell]

[You're not the only one who got something back he's been missing.

Thor waves cheerfully from across the way, dressed in his full Asgardian armor with cape and helm, and Mjolnir at his side.]

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake walks right past, refusing to look straight at it.]

First off, it's supposed to be pink elephants, and secondly, I'm not anywhere near drunk enough to be seeing any.

I can work on that, though.

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Oh look, Fabio got a costume and a sledgehammer. Good for Fabio.]

[On physical instinct, Blake waves back.]

Nice hat.

[action]

[hammerfell]

[Well, he already had everything but his helmet and, of course, Mjolnir. It just gets heavy and cumbersome to wear when he's not MIGHTY.]

Tis a helmet. Hats offer no protection save from wind and sun.

[brbmakingfriends]

[Pinkie continues to smile hand hops happily behind him.]

There was suppose to be a pink elephant outside? I didn't see any elephants. So Blake, this is where you've been. [Skipping and hopping, don't mind her if she starts going through Blake's belonging.]

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Then what'd you say it backwards for?

[Blake is not terribly culturally aware.]

Hell. Sounds like the usual everyday kidnappings are picking up pace.

[Action]

[stillpure]

That's how it's said where I'm from. [Deciding not to even try to explain it to this guy, yep.]

So are you saying you kidnapped me?

[strongestoftheturks]

We spoke. Over the phone.

I'm Rude.

[And in case the name doesn't ring a bell...]

The fight guy.

[enjoymyatelier]

[...and when he turns around, he'll see some smug blond asshole (who is admittedly looking more frustrated than smug right now) and... a... 140 kilogram blob of mercury that appears to be moving very slightly...?]

Ugh, this is the absolute worst part of these things...

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blondie Blake knows.]

[At the sight of the pile of quivering silver something, his brain shuts down a little more.]

[His voice is odd and calm.] Taking your blob for a walk?

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

That's great. Good luck with that.

[Blake's going to try to turn around and pretend he saw none of this.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Yeah, I live here for as long as I'm stuck in this backwater piece of nowhere.

[Casually, as if nothing's wrong] You're not real, so why don't you go away and be not real someplace else.

[if she disturbs that pile of laundry in the corner, a Growlithe puppy will roll out and yawn.]

[action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Ow ow ow fuck!

[newspaper versus three beaks and a set of claws is a losing proposition]

[Blake doesn't look at the voice. He's got his hands full.] Hey, leprechaun asshole! Get your fucking ostrich out of here!

[lieutenantantichrist]

If they do, they aren't talking. [And Blake hasn't asked.]

I'm fine. [The twitch in his eyelid and the way he refuses to look around makes that suspect.] I'm sticking right here until whatever this is is over.

[Action]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Hell no! I'm a cop.

[Those things are mutually exclusive. They are.]

It's somebody else who yanks us here. Nobody knows who or why.

[And that never stops pissing him off.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[This is tough to have a conversation with. Blake's head is craned up.]

[His brain keeps throwing itself against it and bouncing back.]

[One part sinks in.]

It's big.

[Blake's drawn closer. He finds himself in front of a wall of metal.]

[He taps on it with his knuckles.]

[Clang.]

[His face spasms, then quickly settles to distant bemusement.]

Huh.

[lieutenantantichrist]

Oh yeah, you. I remember.

[It's a tough name to forget.]

So you finally got down here, huh?

[Everything is normal. Everything is fine. This is just the usual level of weird fluctuating a little. He must have come in when Blake wasn't looking.]

[Now that he sees the guy, Blake's not sure what he's gotten himself into, but it's too late to wuss out now.]

[strongestoftheturks]

Yeah. Somehow...

[Still can't explain the flash of light, but it might be better to not break his brain about this.]

...this light normal around here?

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[lieutenantantichrist]

[Soon it's making Blake's eyes water. He blinks rapidly and looks away.]

[Everything smells like trees, and that kid looks way too pleased with himself.]

[echoes blankly] Tree stories.

[He tries to move on, but this seems to hold him.]

Stories by trees, about trees.

[brbmakingfriends]

You forgotten me already? I'm Pinkie Pie! We met when I was hu...mane. [laughs.]

[Oh, a pile. Must go into pile! Pinkie nudges her nose around and quickly snorts. Then she finds the Growlithe.]

Aww, he's rolling in.

[captainash]

[That's okay, he can help with that!

...By sitting his robot down in the middle of the street. Sorry, pedestrians!]

It's one of the lighter custom suits, actually. Can't dodge quickly if you're too heavy to move.

[lieutenantantichrist]

Never happened before and it'd better damn well go away soon. We've got enough weirdness around here without adding extra.

[He rolls his shoulders]

Pisses me off.

[strongestoftheturks]

Hmm.

[There's really a lot of commotion outside happening too; a quick peer out the window notifies him to the fact that he might not have been the only city hopping person out there.]

...looks like there's lots of people.