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Man, believe me I wish it wasn't true even more than you do.
[Though life in prison isn't much of a more cheerful alternative but HEY DETAILS.]
I've seen shit you can't just make up.
[And what's more, the little girl he talked about in his first broadcast went through it all with him.]