Well there's your problem them. Gotta watch out for the explosive ones.

[That sure is a spring.]

Whatever works for you.

[The kid doesn't look real broken up about it. In fact, besides the whole viking and dragon bullshit, he comes across like any other kid.]

Tell me about it. I want to take everybody's book of puns away and beat them with it til the stupid falls out.

Hell, if I ever get out of this place, I'll try it. While I'm busy never looking at the color purple again.