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[Something goes pop.]
[Blake wasn't expecting the kid to yank his leg off.]
[Blake looks at it for a long time, with growing unease.]
Kid. I don't know how to break this to you, but that's a chunk of wood.
[He's distracted by the notion of squid, and the place's predictably weird name.]
Yeah, that sounds trustworthy.
Shit. I'm desperate enough to give it a shot.