You say that like I was doing it on purpose. And I mean... [Give him a second to just lean over and pop this thing off...] This.

[Ta-da! Leg. It isn't one of them fancy modern prosthetic legs, that's for sure.]

Personally, I don't mind the squid. Sounds like you need to head to Goldenrod or Saffron, though--check out RockSmashburger Pizza Paras-dice.