Oh, you mean a riot shield. Why didn't you say so?

[He sighs deeply] Yeah. I tried a burger here and it was full of shrimp. Why the hell do these people put shrimp in everything?

There was this great place not far from the station back home, greasy as hell, guy who ran it had this thick black mustache and wouldn't do anything except grunt at you. Best fuckin' burger I ever had.