lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)
Lt. Carter Blake ([personal profile] lieutenantantichrist) wrote 2013-05-17 01:50 pm (UTC)

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Okay, lone crazy survivalist.

[Blake can't figure what else somebody would be doing out alone on a mountain.]

It's like a big hairy cow. They're all mostly dead these days. They wouldn't have them around here; they're not bright pink and they don't breathe fire.

Your friends.

[Every time Blake thinks he hit the rock bottom for crazy and stupid, somebody starts a fresh new excavation.]

Wasn't there a guy like that who went around making friends with bears? I remember I heard about it in the news when he got eaten by fucking bears.

Kid, one of life's little rules is, once somebody tries to eat you, they're not your friend anymore.

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