Lt. Carter Blake (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-04 02:35 pm
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-04 02:35 pm
IC Contact
"Carter Blake. What do you want?"
"Carter Blake. What do you want?"
How about you go back to playing Princess with the other eight-year-old girls.
that depends.
will you buy me a tea set and dress?
will you buy me a tea set and dress?
You already have those and we both know it.
Probably with ponies on them.
Probably with ponies on them.
ah you caught me. damn.
but the truth is, i left them back home!
so its up to you to replace them for me.
but the truth is, i left them back home!
so its up to you to replace them for me.
That's not my name, jackass! Do I need to show you a picture of my feet? Not fucking hooves.
well duh you dont have hooves NOW.
but you did.
and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
so.
mr. grumpyhooves lives on.
now trot along, im sure you have important things to do.
but you did.
and nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
so.
mr. grumpyhooves lives on.
now trot along, im sure you have important things to do.
THERE IS NO MR GRUMPYHOOVES YOU SACK OF SHIT
im sensing some major anger and hostility.
i think you should consider neighnger management classes.
i think you should consider neighnger management classes.
hey blake.
hey.
hey.
hey.
hey you.
hey listen.
hey.
i found you.
hey.
hey.
hey.
hey you.
hey listen.
hey.
i found you.
I AM GOING TO RIP OUT ONE OF YOUR LUNGS AND WEAR IT AS A FUCKING PARTY HAT
whoa there! whoa horsey!
i dont think thats appropriate for kids.
youre gonna get the show a pg-13 rating.
thats not the targeted audience.
i dont think thats appropriate for kids.
youre gonna get the show a pg-13 rating.
thats not the targeted audience.
QUIT THIS HORSE BULLSHIT OR I'M GONNA USE YOUR EYEBALLS FOR CASTANETS
it is too!
youre just denying it because you dont want to admit you know the language of ponies.
come on, the sooner you stop pretending not to be a pony, the sooner you can get happy.
dont you wanna be happy?
i want you to be happy.
a happy pony is the best pony.
youre just denying it because you dont want to admit you know the language of ponies.
come on, the sooner you stop pretending not to be a pony, the sooner you can get happy.
dont you wanna be happy?
i want you to be happy.
a happy pony is the best pony.
that sounds kinky.
but are you sure you wouldnt prefer pony play?
but are you sure you wouldnt prefer pony play?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND YOU HAD BETTER NOT FUCKING TELL ME.
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH.
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH.
ow your yelling is hurting my eyes.
do you just enjoy being angry?
i mean damn.
do you get off on your blood boiling?
do you just enjoy being angry?
i mean damn.
do you get off on your blood boiling?
you dont scare me bro.
ill sleep pretty damn peacefully.
8)
ill sleep pretty damn peacefully.
8)
THEY'RE GONNA FIND YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF A RIVER WITH ORANGE FISH GNAWING ON YOUR FACE.
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