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[lieutenantantichrist]

"Carter Blake. What do you want?"

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[angerpoints]

I WILL

AND THEN I'LL SMACK YOUR BEARD RIGHT OFF YOUR FUCKIN' FACE FOR GOOD MEASURE

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[lullabytes]

Ah, I see...

Are you going to be okay...?

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[voidedrogue]

wow that is hardcore
like really hardcore
is that how you make honey

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[lieutenantantichrist]

OH I'M GONNA BE HAVING A FUCKING BARREL OF LAUGHS

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[lieutenantantichrist]

THIS ISN'T ABOUT GETTING HONEY
THIS IS ABOUT GETTING EVEN

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[lieutenantantichrist]

[Okay now he's less pissed off and more concerned.] Heroes don't play with matches.

You know what, fine. You want to eat hog ass, that's your own business.

[lieutenantantichrist]

I WILL GLUE A DEAD RAT TO YOUR HEAD

[angerpoints]

I'LL FEED YOU TO SNAILS

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[ajustcaws]

that's right! heroes exercise fire safety and make sure they don't burn down forests this time!

...but isn't that the best part??? i mean there is a LOT of meat there!!

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[voidedrogue]

YOU CAN GET EVEN & GET HONEY
TWO STONES
ONE BIRD

[lieutenantantichrist]

I'LL HIT YOU SO HARD YOUR EYEBALLS FALL OUT LIKE CEBRIONES OF TROY

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[lieutenantantichrist]

I'm not going to ask about there being a last time. I'm not.

Have I mentioned that you're a weird little girl?

[angerpoints]

wait, what?

[GOOD JOB, BLAKE. You have temporarily thrown him off with your sudden and unexpected literary reference.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

You know. The guy who got hit with a rock so hard his eyeballs fell out.

[angerpoints]

... uh, nope. Not ringing any bells, old man. Are you talking about a movie or something?

[LET US PUT OUR SHIT-SLINGING ON HOLD SO YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO HIM A THING]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Nothing. It's not important.

Point is I'm going to beat you up.

[angerpoints]

You just made that up, didn't you.

[OLD MAN...]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Fuck no I didn't! Homer did!

[angerpoints]

WHO THE HELL IS HOMER

[lieutenantantichrist]

THE GUY WHO WROTE THE ILIAD, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE PUKE

[angerpoints]

The Iliad? Isn't that that really long poem from Greece or whatever?

[The one that Keiko tried to get him to read that one time... she hadn't succeeded, obviously. Like hell he was gonna read anything that took more than five minutes to finish.]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Yeah so it's a story about some Greek guys stabbing the shit out of each other. You got a problem with that?

[angerpoints]

Uh, no. I just never took you for the type of guy who read.

[Said the pot to the kettle. There's a brief pause before Yusuke sends off another text.]

Do people seriously get stabbed in it?

[He never expected that sort of thing from some fancy old-fashioned poem... maybe Keiko really hadn't suggested it to him just to piss him off.]

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[ajustcaws]

nobody died who wasn't already dead!!

and i am practically an ADULT here!!

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[lieutenantantichrist]

THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HOW THAT SAYING GOES