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lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-04 02:35 pm
lieutenantantichrist) wrote2013-02-04 02:35 pm
IC Contact
"Carter Blake. What do you want?"
"Carter Blake. What do you want?"
A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL ISN'T SOME JACKASS SENDING ME THIS SHIT 15 TIMES
THE FOUR NORMAL ONES, THEN A SPECIAL EXTRA ONE JUST FOR BREAKING
Oh, you want to get sarcastic now, buddy?
[ENJOY THIS SELFIE BEING SENT YOUR WAY, MAN.]
omg dude watch your mouth
??????????
> /run worddef.exe value: sarcastic
sarcastic (adj.): of, pertaining to, or characterized by sarcasm.
> /run worddef.exe value: sarcasm
sarcasm (n.): harsh or bitter derision or irony.
> /run worddef.exe value: sarcastic
sarcastic (adj.): of, pertaining to, or characterized by sarcasm.
> /run worddef.exe value: sarcasm
sarcasm (n.): harsh or bitter derision or irony.
Oh, getting cute, are you?
Listen here, you're treading on thin ice.
I'm going to give you to the count of five to get your act together.
Listen here, you're treading on thin ice.
I'm going to give you to the count of five to get your act together.
[Something's gone wrong and whose fault is it?]
What is a 10 year old girl doing sending weird messages to strangers?
[Naturally, yours.]
What is a 10 year old girl doing sending weird messages to strangers?
[Naturally, yours.]
Edited 2014-08-16 15:27 (UTC)
she's getting good luck and getting to know people doofus
[...Also Ralph sent her, but let's leave that out for now.]
[...Also Ralph sent her, but let's leave that out for now.]
IF YOU THINK FILLING MY PHONE WITH BULLSHIT IS FUN THEN YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING
IT'S A FUCKING BRICK TO YOUR SKULL
IT'S A FUCKING BRICK TO YOUR SKULL
.........
...have a good day. bye.
[ ALTER EGO fled using RUN AWAY! ]
...have a good day. bye.
[ ALTER EGO fled using RUN AWAY! ]
Sorry...did someone else already give you a chance to have the best day ever?
CAUSE THERE AREN'T VIKING ANYMORE AND ALL THEY EVER DID WAS RIDE IN BOATS AND BURN SHIT DOWN ANYWAY
A FEW SOMEBODIES
WHO ARE GONNA SPEND THEIR BEST DAY EVER PICKING UP THEIR OWN TEETH
WHO ARE GONNA SPEND THEIR BEST DAY EVER PICKING UP THEIR OWN TEETH
Getting people pissed off at you isn't a great way to make friends, kid. You're going to get yourself in trouble.
Oh, somebody is going to get hurt.
[It takes him a second to follow what she's talking about.] Spam? Yeah, it's just a thing with the same name as the shitty canned meat. Don't know why they call it that. Maybe because everybody hates both of them.
[It takes him a second to follow what she's talking about.] Spam? Yeah, it's just a thing with the same name as the shitty canned meat. Don't know why they call it that. Maybe because everybody hates both of them.
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