Just like I thought. Everybody wants something done, nobody wants to do it. You think I wouldn't rather be sitting in an armchair drinking beer and watching Golduck Dynasty?

[Actually, if he had nothing to do but that for one more afternoon, he thinks he might lose his goddamn mind.]

See, that's what I always say, but that's what you hear from the idiots smoking in bars. "I'm not smoking, I'm vaping." Sorry asshole, what you're doing is getting tossed out on the curb. With your stupid hat, too.