bylight: (♠ Got a figure like a doll)
Lightning Farron ([personal profile] bylight) wrote in [personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2015-06-25 10:12 pm (UTC)

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Let me prove you wrong. [She whistles and two Pokémon show up. She hands the Gear to an Ampharos and moves away so there'd be more space for her to show off. A Meganium comes up next and looks confused.] Meganium is 221 pounds.

[Before Enki can react, Lightning kneels down and lifts the now even more confused Pokémon off of the ground, making it look rather easy.] A rifle is a feather compared to Enki.

[Enki squeaks when she puts him down and pats his head.] I think I'd rather fight a god than be known as the Antichrist.

If you actually saw one, it'd make more sense.

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