CR Chart

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[ Decent ]

ASH ❨ captainash ❩ ▌ Thinks he's from space ▌ But pretty reasonable otherwise ▌	BOBBERY ❨ anabottleofcola ❩ ▌ Old sailor guy ▌ Possibly sane ▌
JEANE ❨ begetsvengeance ❩ ▌ Tough lady, arrived at about the same time ▌ If Blake finds out who's behind this shit, ▌ she's invited along to kick their ass	ALBERT ❨ worktodo ❩ ▌ FBI ▌ Sane and from the real world, thank Christ ▌ Could actually be reliable
"BRO," LIKE THAT'S A FUCKING NAME ❨ lovesmuppeteer ❩ ▌ Met through broadcast murder threat ▌ Big, pushy fan of the horse girls. We got a fucking equestrian over here. ▌ Get a goddamn name	LAGUNA ❨ ragnarok_strike ❩ ▌ Basically sane, that's about all you can ask for around here ▌ Has one of those creepy floating pink psychic things ▌ Why somebody'd be named after a beach in California Blake doesn't know
VAL ❨ when_turks_fly ❩ ▌ Okay ▌Drunktexted him for some reason ▌Put clothes on before you make a video call	OTHER LADY IN A BATHROBE ❨ matini ❩ ▌ You too ▌ ▌
HARRY ❨ likewatson ❩ ▌ Cop, that's all Blake needs to know ▌ Level head, feet on the ground ▌ From a small town where something ugly was going on

[ Teenagers ]

IMOGEN ❨ for_realsies ❩ ▌ Hipster girl ▌ Gave some basic info that panned out ▌ Has a firehorse	DAVE ❨ moveslikestrider ❩ ▌ Bratty but informative ▌ Take the damn sunglasses off ▌ Another firehorse
HEATHER ❨ foolishwren ❩ ▌ been here 3 goddamn years ▌ hung out with him at the prom, actually old enough to drink and to have a decent conversation with ▌ not a happy family life back at home	KANAYA ❨ wontturntostone ❩ ▌ thinks she's an alien ▌ steve buscemi likes her flower thing ▌ claims there's more aliens around
VYSE ❨ vysecaptain ❩ ▌ another newcomer ▌ thinks he's a pirate ▌ what the hell is the point of a clear eyepatch	RICK ❨ islandshore ❩ ▌ mouthy brat, but knows a lot ▌ get a goddamn haircut ▌ where the fuck are all these kids getting firehorses
OTHER FUNNY-LOOKING KID ❨ islandsky ❩ ▌ rick's friend ▌ from some island ▌ claims there's different worlds	INTENSE KID ❨ ardent ❩ ▌ Japanese, yells a lot ▌ has some principles about law and order, naive but has some respect ▌ was being held hostage in the real world
GOGGLES THE CHILD SOLDIER ❨ itsjustdust ❩ ▌ child soldier from a whole place full of them ▌ doesn't see a problem with that ▌ been attacked by terrorists here

[ Kids ]

RIKA ❨ complexrestart ❩ ▌ From a place in Japan with a ridiculously long name ▌ Blake told to call him if she runs into trouble ▌ Says "me" at weird times	EMILY ❨ heiresstransparent ❩ ▌ Traveling with him now ▌ Smart for a kid ▌ There has to be some way to get her to stop buying all these eggs
SHAUN MARS ❨ neededlassie ❩ ▌ Almost the ninth victim of the Origami Killer ▌ Jayden's watching out for him ▌ Convinced his father's dead and Blake killed him	BLONDE CHINESE GARY COLEMAN ❨ cakelover ❩ ▌ Claims to be 19 ▌ Says he's part of a rich clan ▌ Makes cutesy sheep noises

[ Crazies ]

FANCY PSYCHO MIME ❨ istheindustry ❩ ▌ Talks weird ▌ Kept calling him "my dear" ▌ What is wrong with this guy	WELDING MASK WEIRDO ❨ cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ❩ ▌ Psycho terrorist ▌ Hisses a lot ▌ Totally fuckin nuts
KIMBLEE ❨ explosivecombat ❩ ▌ Philosophical pain in the ass ▌ Says he's an alchemist ▌ Some kind of magic military special ops	YELLING GUY ❨ canthearyou ❩ ▌ YELLED AT ON THE PHONE ▌ HE WAS TRYING TO FIND JAYDEN ▌ THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR
RICH GIRL HORSE ❨ artofthestress ❩ ▌ called him a mule ▌ claims she's a horse ▌ and also magic	COCAINE HORSE ❨ brbmakingfriends ❩ ▌ annoying as shit ▌ on something and a lot of it ▌ also claims to be a horse
ALICE ❨ nostabbing ❩ ▌ says she's a bookkeeper but definitely not ▌ harmless, but nuts ▌ probably got bit by her giant fuckoff snake by now	CAPTAIN 94-YEAR-OLD ❨ starspangledavenger ❩ ▌ says he time traveled through a plane crash ▌ and fought Hitler ▌ sure you did, buddy. Sure you did.
FABIO ❨ hammerfell ❩ ▌ some kind of hybrid of loony, nerd, and bodybuilder ▌ says he fought elves and dragons ▌ probably in his parents' basement

[ Assholes ]

CRAZY NINJA BITCH ❨ doitrockapella ❩ ▌ Beat the shit out of him for no good reason ▌ Acts like the deal with Shaun Mars is any of her business ▌ Fucking nuts	TEENAGE PUNK ASSHOLE ❨ angerpoints ❩ ▌ Smart-mouth little son of a bitch ▌ Tries to act real tough ▌ Blake was this close to knocking his teeth out
BLONDIE ❨ enjoymyatelier ❩ ▌ stuck-up prick ▌ smug as all hell ▌ believes in magic animal mythology

[ Fuckin' Assholes ]

THIS FUCKING GUY ❨ triptoprofiling ❩ ▌ This ▌ Fucking ▌ Guy